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question, does meeting someone who just escaped from hell while you're freezing to death in an attic count as a meet-cute?

“The stone corrupts all those who wield it, it is fueled by their ambitions and dreams. So we need someone with no ambitions, no dreams, someone who doesn’t care about what the future holds for themselves. That’s why we found you.”

boop boy detectives part 1

eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

✨Halt✨

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

Charles, you can't just say stuff

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

My idea for dbd season two:

Niko gets a pink gun

That’s it.

Awww🥰 She must really like you! She doesn’t foam at the mouth for just anyone

your poor little meow meow fucking bit me

Being an actor keeps me sane. Yeah I have to work a day job but know what? When my day job is stressful and I want to scream I get to go hey wait. I have a scream scheduled at 7:30 tonight. Gotta save up. And then I go back to what I was doing.