Guys, My Cousin Knows Nothing About The Life Series But Has Heard Me Ramble About It So Much They Know

Guys, My cousin knows nothing about the life series but has heard me ramble about it so much they know most of the plot and have a VERY basic understanding of some of the players personalities. So today they decided to write a Crackfic and I haven’t stopped laughing.

Guys, My Cousin Knows Nothing About The Life Series But Has Heard Me Ramble About It So Much They Know

Peak fiction right there.

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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

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spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle


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4 months ago

Knowing my tendency to cry when games even slightly hit them good themes or have sadness/bittersweetness overwhelming joy, I will likely end up bawling on the floor in the best way possible

Music Sneak Peek!!

Hi-hey-hello, Arto here!!!

I write music, as most of you know. So I decided to show you a song---the official main title screen song :D I hope you guys like it and this is an idea of what I make… actually rlly praying you all like it!!

<3

4 months ago

"I made a whole playlist for them organized by season"

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3 months ago

take my quiz if you like EthosLab and/or Kakashi

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1 week ago

Why do they never say this?

I'm not usually one to make posts like this, but I've recently started reading the Bible (both the New Revised Standard Version Updated Edition and the King James Bible, for purposes of literary and translation comparison, and I saw something that made me pause. I want to preface this by saying I'm no sort of theology authority or even a Christian, I am merely a nerdy queer agnostic peeking around the corner.

In Genesis, there's the commonly cited passage by sexist men (and women) about man being first and woman being created to serve man:

GENESIS 2 20;The man gave names to all cattle and to the birds of the air and to every animal of the field, but for the man there was not found a helper as his partner. 21;So the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and he slept; then he took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh. 22;And the rib that the Lord God had taken from the man he made into a woman and brought her to the man. [NRSVUE]

And Christian MAGA and right-wing and sexist people always point to it to be like "See! See! Women aren't on the same level as men!"

But what they never discuss is that this is the SECOND story of Genesis.

Early on in Genesis 2, it seems that a shift of authors occurs, or a different oral tradition is included, because the entire tone of the text changes drastically. God is never called the Lord until this change occurs, and the digital NRSVUE on Bible Gateway notes this shift explicitly.

Why Do They Never Say This?

The thing is, in the first chapter of Genesis, which details the six days of Earthly creation, there is a direct opposition to man and woman being uneven.

GENESIS 1 27;So God created humans in his image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.

Male AND Female. At the same time. Neither subservient to the other, neither greater or lesser. And this is a single chapter behind the cited passage. What's more, both man and woman are in the image of God, meaning that God has both male and female aspects, and separated humans accordingly (possibly arbitrarily) for an unknown reason.

Y'all. God canonically has boobs and a dick.

What's more: Why do we refer to God as a he? Why would he care? Did gendered pronouns even exist in his language before we assigned them to him? WHY WON'T "CHRISTIANS" WHO CITE THE BIBLE FOR EVERYTHING ACKNOWLEDGE THIS??

Ugh I just needed to get my thoughts in writing. Casually waving to the two people who might reblog this. 👍 See ya next time I have weird deep thoughts!


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4 months ago

Oh wow, I get to be Siren Lizzie, and I get to have a bunch of magic singing powers, and Scar and Jimmy as friends, and-

Oh. Oh, wait. She is so gonna murder me for stealing her husband.

you are personally and directly hit by a bus¹ and isekai-ed, via resurrection, into the body of the main character your most recent WIP

reblog and tell me: on a scale of 1–10, how screwed are you right now?

¹ this is, transparently, a plot device, so if you are about to tell me "joke's on you, I never leave my fifteenth floor apartment!" then you may rest assured it will have tremendous comedic value when the bus is launched into the sky and crashes through your apartment wall to flatten you anyway


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2 months ago

Announcing: Sketchy Saturdays with Project LUMEN!!!!!!!

Why hello there! Pie here, coming to you from the trenches of background art!

To give a little fun, Project LUMEN is happy to announce we’re going to be doing weekly posting called Sketchy Saturdays! This is where every Saturday we post art related to the project for you all to enjoy. There will also be fun things like behind-the-scenes sketches of backgrounds, talking sprites for the game, and more >:).

There will also be Writer Wednesdays, where our lovely writers can yap about the game's lore (without spoilers, of course), share cute little pieces they’ve made in the universe, short stories, and some other awesome stuff related to this brilliant project! But that'll come later.

Today we bring you Watcher Child art from behind the scenes. Next week? You’ll just have to wait and see <3.

Announcing: Sketchy Saturdays With Project LUMEN!!!!!!!
Announcing: Sketchy Saturdays With Project LUMEN!!!!!!!
Announcing: Sketchy Saturdays With Project LUMEN!!!!!!!
Announcing: Sketchy Saturdays With Project LUMEN!!!!!!!
Announcing: Sketchy Saturdays With Project LUMEN!!!!!!!
Announcing: Sketchy Saturdays With Project LUMEN!!!!!!!

Artists in order of the art shown:

Pie, Owl, Arto, Goner, Charly, Pie, and Charly (Below).

We very much appreciate the excitement there is about this project! We still have more fun things to come, so keep an eye out! See you all next week for the next edition of Sketchy Saturday <3 If you can't wait that long, then here's a special little sneak peek for a lil funsies <3

-Pie <3

Announcing: Sketchy Saturdays With Project LUMEN!!!!!!!
2 months ago

Watcher Grian, but instead of being heavily creature based/angel based, he's instead based on technology, computer screens, and cameras.

Constantly keeping watch by monitoring instead of by using eyes that see you. Connected to the world by the code

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