Sketchy Saturday 5/4/2025!

Adding a couple common phrases

It is NOT "A doggy-dog world." It IS "A dog-eat-dog world"

It is NOT "For all intensive purposes" It IS "For all intents and purposes"

It is NOT "Case and point" It IS "Case in point"

It is NOT "I could care less" It IS "I couldn't care less"

It is NOT "A mute point" It IS "A moot point"

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

Finally found this post again

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Knowing my tendency to cry when games even slightly hit them good themes or have sadness/bittersweetness overwhelming joy, I will likely end up bawling on the floor in the best way possible

Music Sneak Peek!!

Hi-hey-hello, Arto here!!!

I write music, as most of you know. So I decided to show you a song---the official main title screen song :D I hope you guys like it and this is an idea of what I make… actually rlly praying you all like it!!

<3

and now: a list of fake reasons etho tells people when they ask why he wears his mask

- thats just my face

- what mask?

- the true form of my lower face would drive you to madness

- im just really ugly

- curse of binding

- embarrassing sunburn

- The oath

- made a bet

- lost a bet

- i actually dont have a lower face. the mask stops things from floating into the Void

- stops leaks

- the canadian government makes me wear this

- why arent you wearing one?

- new fashion trend. im 30 years ahead of the curve.

- MY POSITION HAS BEEN COMPROMISED, ABORT ABORT *runs away*

- it tells me the stock prices

- i volunteered for clinical trial 9 years ago

- im allergic to air

- um, same reason you're wearing pants

- bad habit

- it stops me from killing

- wait, i'm still wearing it? i havent noticed lol.

- it gives me like 6 armor points

- i was raised by ninjas

- i was social distancing before it was cool

- for honor

- no one can know what i look like

- so the aliens cant read my brainwaves

- so the government cant find me

- my teacher caught me chewing gum once. it will never happen again

- so no one sees the straw from my drink helmet

- the bit

- i actually dont really like wearing it. i do it to uphold my reputation

- i just realized... i can forge my own path! do whatever i want to do! i dont have to stand in anyone's shadow and wear this anymore! i'm free!

- slight advantage in pvp. they cant predict my next move if they cant see my subtle facial expressions

- i'm built different. better. being able to breathe properly made pvp too easy. the mask limits the supply of bloodflow to my brain to be on par with everyone else. if i were allowed to reach my full potential i would far surpass the physical skills of every other person. the mask just evens it out.

- i am kakashi

- i kin kakashi

- between you and me im running from minecraft law. if any government officials ask, we didnt have this conversation, my name is richard l. sawman , and as far as you are aware etho s. labs died in Venezuela in 1993

- i cant let someone lick me again

- trust no one

- *gets really pale* you're not supposed to see that.

- there's a bug in the model.

- dont do drugs

- protest

- i tried getting mojang to fix it but they still havent responded to my letters

- aw man i just fixed that

- method acting

- sprained it

- it's just a really good tattoo

- this is what i was wearing when my wife left me at the altar. ive never moved on

- justin bieber stepped on it

- lucky

- im too beautiful

- the better question is how im wearing the mask

- what happened to "hello?"

- im not wearing the mask, the mask is wearing me

- dress code

- always read the terms and conditions

- i got it in the divorce

- it was this or the federal prison

- court-ordered

- i had NOTHING to do with those murders

- practicing

- i'm just better

- thats classified

Credit to: user

the thing all sherlock holmes adaptations get wrong is making the guy an irredeemable asshole who treats everyone like shit . not only is it not reflective of the original stories they miss that “nice, smart, well mannered dude who snorts coke when he needs to think” is possibly the funniest character ever devised 

Reblog to make it die faster

This is HEAVENLY

Music Sneak Peek!!

Hi-hey-hello, Arto here!!!

I write music, as most of you know. So I decided to show you a song---the official main title screen song :D I hope you guys like it and this is an idea of what I make… actually rlly praying you all like it!!

<3

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