And Now: A List Of Fake Reasons Etho Tells People When They Ask Why He Wears His Mask

and now: a list of fake reasons etho tells people when they ask why he wears his mask

- thats just my face

- what mask?

- the true form of my lower face would drive you to madness

- im just really ugly

- curse of binding

- embarrassing sunburn

- The oath

- made a bet

- lost a bet

- i actually dont have a lower face. the mask stops things from floating into the Void

- stops leaks

- the canadian government makes me wear this

- why arent you wearing one?

- new fashion trend. im 30 years ahead of the curve.

- MY POSITION HAS BEEN COMPROMISED, ABORT ABORT *runs away*

- it tells me the stock prices

- i volunteered for clinical trial 9 years ago

- im allergic to air

- um, same reason you're wearing pants

- bad habit

- it stops me from killing

- wait, i'm still wearing it? i havent noticed lol.

- it gives me like 6 armor points

- i was raised by ninjas

- i was social distancing before it was cool

- for honor

- no one can know what i look like

- so the aliens cant read my brainwaves

- so the government cant find me

- my teacher caught me chewing gum once. it will never happen again

- so no one sees the straw from my drink helmet

- the bit

- i actually dont really like wearing it. i do it to uphold my reputation

- i just realized... i can forge my own path! do whatever i want to do! i dont have to stand in anyone's shadow and wear this anymore! i'm free!

- slight advantage in pvp. they cant predict my next move if they cant see my subtle facial expressions

- i'm built different. better. being able to breathe properly made pvp too easy. the mask limits the supply of bloodflow to my brain to be on par with everyone else. if i were allowed to reach my full potential i would far surpass the physical skills of every other person. the mask just evens it out.

- i am kakashi

- i kin kakashi

- between you and me im running from minecraft law. if any government officials ask, we didnt have this conversation, my name is richard l. sawman , and as far as you are aware etho s. labs died in Venezuela in 1993

- i cant let someone lick me again

- trust no one

- *gets really pale* you're not supposed to see that.

- there's a bug in the model.

- dont do drugs

- protest

- i tried getting mojang to fix it but they still havent responded to my letters

- aw man i just fixed that

- method acting

- sprained it

- it's just a really good tattoo

- this is what i was wearing when my wife left me at the altar. ive never moved on

- justin bieber stepped on it

- lucky

- im too beautiful

- the better question is how im wearing the mask

- what happened to "hello?"

- im not wearing the mask, the mask is wearing me

- dress code

- always read the terms and conditions

- i got it in the divorce

- it was this or the federal prison

- court-ordered

- i had NOTHING to do with those murders

- practicing

- i'm just better

- thats classified

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3 months ago

silently steals for the fic

Hope you don't mind but for now I'm gonna headcanon that grian already knows that scar is a siren because scar stole his mending book right off his line and at first grian was mad but then scar gave him the book and they became friends (he did not tell Joel)

Is that alright? Or does it conflict with plans you had?

head cannon whatever you want!! i honestly haven't decided what i want to do with the two of them yet so you guys are free to make your own ideas up :D

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You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

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3 months ago

I've got my Life Series playlist on in the background and I'm building it up again. Feelings are doing their feeling thing but I'm getting it back up. I usually do write it somewhere else, this is a one-time exception, but I'm definitely copying down anything I wrote to Libre once I stop for any reason now. I've got my list of things to hit. I'm gonna do this!

I've Got My Life Series Playlist On In The Background And I'm Building It Up Again. Feelings Are Doing

Screenshot of what I have as a little preview/self esteem booster :3

@baosci @whiver-wyverncat

I've got some bad news...

My computer had to reload all my Chrome tabs and apparently I hadn't saved my second chapter of Drowning via preview yet? And like an idiot I hadn't copied it into Libre Office.

So I just lost the entirety of my almost finished second chapter.

I genuinely don't know if my motivation can recover from this, cause I definitely can't remember everything I wrote, and I don't want it to be any different. I feel awful and I'm so sorry. Maybe it's not my place to be, Baosci you are amazing and I can't wait to see where the canon of this goes, but I don't know what to do now. I love y'all. Maybe I'll figure out a different way to write it.

That's all. Just wanted to let you know.

2 months ago

Cheetah calls for his sibling. (via)

4 months ago

Ok so I know I just made a post like this a little while ago but

I need help writing BigB

I literally barely see him ever in Scott's PoV helpppp D=: I know his basic vibe kinda but I don't know how to make dialogue and I accidentally made him a major character in this scene help!


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3 months ago

fellas is it neurotypical to want your online friends to be able to hear your noises


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3 months ago

Hey, uh quick question since I have started reading this webcomic on a different place recently and this change has been bothering me:

Hey, Uh Quick Question Since I Have Started Reading This Webcomic On A Different Place Recently And This


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