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why must you do this

i like to think im funny

I wanna pick both 😭

Smash or Pass: Week 4

Going to start a new poll series We are playing SMASH OR PASS!!

Yes this is a knock out similar to the Beauty pageant. May do a bracket, but you guys won't see it.

We decided Romano is the Ultimate Hottie. But who would we all collectively let smash? This isn't the most fuckable btw, this is more of a social experiment. Don't think about it so hard just choose the one who feels right. In the end we will have our answer. Who the fandom wants the most (How about we just have fun and you guys don't send me death threats and collectively lose your fucking minds this time? They ain't real let's just have fun guys)

You wanted him, so here he is, your Local Hottie Beauty King reigning champion, aka the King, Romano!!!

(decided not to prolog it. If he's going to have is streak he can start it now or he can be taken out early)

England vs France: Winner- France France vs Germany: Winner- Germany Germany vs Denmark: Winner- Germany

FraRus is life, FraRus is love

i got inspired by that strip i last posted

Another Headcannon

Italy basically only talks with cuss words when around Romano, and pretty much cusses more than him. Unless Italy is around Germany, than he barely does it at all. But when he does, it’s so loud and out of pocket that it freaks everybody out, especially since they’re not used to it. Like, if Italy stubs his toe or smth he’ll yell “FUCK” at the top of his lungs and now everybody is looking at him like wtf as he pretends like nothing happened.

This is too real

Cathartic hetalia fanart because unfortunately, the looming threat of fascism brings out the worst in me.

Update me as soon as it’s out

OKAY HEAR ME OUT - Puck bunny Austria and hockey player Prussia

Roderich, who usually prides himself on knowing who is on the local team and misses the biggest trade of the season

Gilbert who who finds out about the trade right before the deadline on social media and it’s all anyone seems to be talking about on his timeline

Alfred and Matthew, who have known Gilbert forever, feeling bad for him despite their excitement for Gilbert joining their team and taking him out one night once he’s settled in

Roderich, going out with Arthur to see a local band and hanging out by the bar while Arthur gets crushed in the pit

Alfred spotting Roderich and immediately running to find Arthur because he will get that man to say yes to a date if it’s the last god damn thing he does

Gilbert and Matthew getting separated in the crowd, so Gilbert slips off to the bar to get a drink and seeing Roderich for the first time and instantly falling for him before he even introduces himself

Roderich recognising the man standing next to him immediately and letting Gilbert buy him a drink without trying to be too obvious

Gilbert and Roderich spending the rest of the show together talking. Gilbert feeling like he has someone who actually listens and cares for the first time in a long time

Gilbert asking Roderich to go back to his hotel with him. They hook up and Roderich leaves in the middle of the night

Gilbert going to practice the next morning and finding Roderich taking to Matthew like he hung the stars and understanding what happened and who Roderich is which sets off a string of loathing and miscommunication

“Thank fuck I only have a year here, you’re making my life a living hell” -Gilbert Beilschmidt

Alfred being forced to ban Roderich from practices because Gilbert seems to be intent on getting into stupid fights with him, but can’t do anything about games when he shows up with Arthur (who is dating Alfred by this point)

Roderich trying to act like he’s not completely in love with Gilbert

Gilbert taking a bad hit in the last regular season game and Roderich waiting outside the locker room until the team doctor decides Gilbert can change and go up to the players box

Gilbert walking out of the locker room fully expecting to be alone, only to be wrapped up in Roderich’s arms

Gilbert being forced to watch the playoffs from the players box because he’s too injured to play, and Roderich sitting with him for every game

Gilbert explaining the game to Roderich because he realises while he knows a lot about the players, he knows almost nothing about the nuances of hockey

Roderich and Gilbert genuinely enjoying each others presence and falling into a routine when the team doctors clear Gilbert for play in the semifinals, where they lose

Roderich’s heart sinking when he realises this is the end of Gilbert being on the team and they’re likely never going to see each other again so he leaves before Gilbert hurts him again

Gilbert making the decision to stay on the team and looking for Roderich, and finding him nowhere. Practically begging Arthur to tell him where he went

This has to be true.

Hws Italy is the baby daddy to many but has never paid a cent of child support.

y’all, I love Bésame Mucho, and I love this.

in the garden 🍅 besame mucho

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