hetalian-weirdo-return
It's Hetalian Weirdo, back again, my last account (Hetalian Weirdo) got terminated 🥲.
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I’ll bring the manga and a lot of chocolate! Y’all better be prepared
@juntapacai @madam-of-lithuania
Mutual sleepover time!! I’m bringing lemonade 🍋🍋🍋. Everyone yap about all your hyperfixations!!
@magical-sweet-kitty @i-apologize-in-advance @raythepsychic @rayne3636 @evilrobertsmith @dem0lition-lov3r @failed-verification @geewaysgreendayhoodie @gerardksser @handsonpictureframes @chrissyhoffmannwtf @notyourmarshall @noelgruberfr @new-zee-land @mikey-way-stole-my-kidney
I wanna see an AU where Italy and Romano are Mario and Luigi
T O M F O O L E R Y
I absolutely love how unhinged Romano looks
As a proud AmeIta shipper, yes.
there is not enough AmeIta in the world to contain my feels
quick dooda for vday
need more loveydovey couples in the world
Update me as soon as it’s out
OKAY HEAR ME OUT - Puck bunny Austria and hockey player Prussia
Roderich, who usually prides himself on knowing who is on the local team and misses the biggest trade of the season
Gilbert who who finds out about the trade right before the deadline on social media and it’s all anyone seems to be talking about on his timeline
Alfred and Matthew, who have known Gilbert forever, feeling bad for him despite their excitement for Gilbert joining their team and taking him out one night once he’s settled in
Roderich, going out with Arthur to see a local band and hanging out by the bar while Arthur gets crushed in the pit
Alfred spotting Roderich and immediately running to find Arthur because he will get that man to say yes to a date if it’s the last god damn thing he does
Gilbert and Matthew getting separated in the crowd, so Gilbert slips off to the bar to get a drink and seeing Roderich for the first time and instantly falling for him before he even introduces himself
Roderich recognising the man standing next to him immediately and letting Gilbert buy him a drink without trying to be too obvious
Gilbert and Roderich spending the rest of the show together talking. Gilbert feeling like he has someone who actually listens and cares for the first time in a long time
Gilbert asking Roderich to go back to his hotel with him. They hook up and Roderich leaves in the middle of the night
Gilbert going to practice the next morning and finding Roderich taking to Matthew like he hung the stars and understanding what happened and who Roderich is which sets off a string of loathing and miscommunication
“Thank fuck I only have a year here, you’re making my life a living hell” -Gilbert Beilschmidt
Alfred being forced to ban Roderich from practices because Gilbert seems to be intent on getting into stupid fights with him, but can’t do anything about games when he shows up with Arthur (who is dating Alfred by this point)
Roderich trying to act like he’s not completely in love with Gilbert
Gilbert taking a bad hit in the last regular season game and Roderich waiting outside the locker room until the team doctor decides Gilbert can change and go up to the players box
Gilbert walking out of the locker room fully expecting to be alone, only to be wrapped up in Roderich’s arms
Gilbert being forced to watch the playoffs from the players box because he’s too injured to play, and Roderich sitting with him for every game
Gilbert explaining the game to Roderich because he realises while he knows a lot about the players, he knows almost nothing about the nuances of hockey
Roderich and Gilbert genuinely enjoying each others presence and falling into a routine when the team doctors clear Gilbert for play in the semifinals, where they lose
Roderich’s heart sinking when he realises this is the end of Gilbert being on the team and they’re likely never going to see each other again so he leaves before Gilbert hurts him again
Gilbert making the decision to stay on the team and looking for Roderich, and finding him nowhere. Practically begging Arthur to tell him where he went
Somebody write this fanfic NOW
OKAY HEAR ME OUT - Puck bunny Austria and hockey player Prussia
Roderich, who usually prides himself on knowing who is on the local team and misses the biggest trade of the season
Gilbert who who finds out about the trade right before the deadline on social media and it’s all anyone seems to be talking about on his timeline
Alfred and Matthew, who have known Gilbert forever, feeling bad for him despite their excitement for Gilbert joining their team and taking him out one night once he’s settled in
Roderich, going out with Arthur to see a local band and hanging out by the bar while Arthur gets crushed in the pit
Alfred spotting Roderich and immediately running to find Arthur because he will get that man to say yes to a date if it’s the last god damn thing he does
Gilbert and Matthew getting separated in the crowd, so Gilbert slips off to the bar to get a drink and seeing Roderich for the first time and instantly falling for him before he even introduces himself
Roderich recognising the man standing next to him immediately and letting Gilbert buy him a drink without trying to be too obvious
Gilbert and Roderich spending the rest of the show together talking. Gilbert feeling like he has someone who actually listens and cares for the first time in a long time
Gilbert asking Roderich to go back to his hotel with him. They hook up and Roderich leaves in the middle of the night
Gilbert going to practice the next morning and finding Roderich taking to Matthew like he hung the stars and understanding what happened and who Roderich is which sets off a string of loathing and miscommunication
“Thank fuck I only have a year here, you’re making my life a living hell” -Gilbert Beilschmidt
Alfred being forced to ban Roderich from practices because Gilbert seems to be intent on getting into stupid fights with him, but can’t do anything about games when he shows up with Arthur (who is dating Alfred by this point)
Roderich trying to act like he’s not completely in love with Gilbert
Gilbert taking a bad hit in the last regular season game and Roderich waiting outside the locker room until the team doctor decides Gilbert can change and go up to the players box
Gilbert walking out of the locker room fully expecting to be alone, only to be wrapped up in Roderich’s arms
Gilbert being forced to watch the playoffs from the players box because he’s too injured to play, and Roderich sitting with him for every game
Gilbert explaining the game to Roderich because he realises while he knows a lot about the players, he knows almost nothing about the nuances of hockey
Roderich and Gilbert genuinely enjoying each others presence and falling into a routine when the team doctors clear Gilbert for play in the semifinals, where they lose
Roderich’s heart sinking when he realises this is the end of Gilbert being on the team and they’re likely never going to see each other again so he leaves before Gilbert hurts him again
Gilbert making the decision to stay on the team and looking for Roderich, and finding him nowhere. Practically begging Arthur to tell him where he went
Prussia nervously sweating lmao
Now that we’ve saved Japan, what’s next on the agenda for you guys?
Omg, my hero!
POV: It's 3 AM at your local Waffle House, you're starving, and that guy Alfred shows up with food
Belarus and America with the edgy teen who gets into trouble and goofy stepdad just trying to help dynamic.
Legend has it that he’s still banging out the tunes
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
Hetalia Musical News!
On April 11, the official Twitter account for the Hetalia Musicals (HetaMyu) announced that the two last musicals, ~The World is Wonderful~ and ~The Fantastic World~, will be livestreamed for free on YouTube soon in commemoration of the new musical, ~A Tender World~.
In the tweet (which can be viewed here), they link their official site, which contains more specific information:
The livestreams will be available for free for only 24 hours after the streams are over.
The ~The World is Wonderful~ livestream will take place on Saturday, April 19th and is scheduled to start at 7 p.m. Japan time (10 a.m. UTC). The link to the stream is here.
The ~The Fantastic World~ livestream will take place on Saturday, May 17th and is scheduled to start at 7 p.m. Japan time (10 a.m. UTC). The link to the stream is here.
~A Tender World~ will open on June 09, 2025.
Hetalia character songs are a spectrum.
On one end you have “what the actual fuck am I listening to”, than you have well put together songs that are genuinely pretty good.
Then there’s Einsamkeit.
I legit started crying
【ヘタリア】 【初恋組】 Pixiv ID: 8849500 Member: 1606388 - とまと子
※Posted with the artist’s permission ~Please ask the artist first if you want to repost the artist’s art~
Question about Hetalia countries and their day-to day lives
Okay, so it’s canon that countries get recognized and harassed by paparazzis, but I wonder if someone is angry about the current political situation and they see their country walking down the street, do they complain to them about it?
Will they come up and be like, “this place is terrible! Wtf are you doing!?” And if that happens, what does the country do? Just stand there and wait for them to shut up, agree, or do they argue that they can’t control it.
So I had an idea for a Hetalia AU, it’s where everyone is a mythical creature. (England’s gonna love this one). The only ones I have figured out so far is Romano and Spain. Spain I decided to make a centaur, in drawing him next.
Romano is an elf, and I just made a little sketch of him:
I think everyone should see this, whether you ship FrUk or not. It’s so true.
Personally, I really enjoy PruHun and all the little comic strips people make.
I feel like your FRUK is too wholesome I mean... they fight with each other all the time. I feel like realistically speaking their relationship wouldnt work out, let alone probably become abusive over time. I just don't understand how you could ignore all of that.
You must be new to the fandom so let me kindly break it down for you.
In a very dark time the world is in right now, we could use a little more love and something to lift our spirits. We all have our ways of coping, some of us have forms of escapism, and desires to escape. There is no real Utopia in this sick world.
In this case, my escape is FRUK. Sure, they fight. It's in canon and historically documented. But there had been times where they've been kind to one another, especially now a days, whether you're love FRUK or not, it's there. It can be said for any other ship really.
Yes, my FRUK is very watered down to what some may consider "too soft". And I personally like it that way, I have people that do too. I do things purely for my own enjoyment. Things have been this way for a very long time. My reason being is a bit personal, so I won't get into such matter.
You're gonna find content in this fandom that you won't like, you're gonna find some people you don't like. But there are bigger problems in this world going on right now that are of much greater importance.
So I ask you anon, and everyone else seeing this: what's something about Hetalia that you enjoy? What ships do you like? And does it make you happy?
Whatever you're going through now, know that things will get better. And I send my deepest condolences to you, we all love you.
I ask this everyday 😔
why alby x newt are so unpopular
Somebody replaced the Hetalia musical songs with “Make a Man Out of You” from Mulan and it fits so well
FraRus is life, FraRus is love
i got inspired by that strip i last posted
Did I just come across the very original hold up-
here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
Amen
I'm only saying this for your sake, but objectively, it's not a smart idea to bring politics into normal hobbies. You might lose supporters of your blog just because of your political stance, and that would be terrible since you're so amazing!! It's only a suggestion, but I really reccomend not bringing politics into anything.
I have headcannon that Prussia is the Red Baron and he still has his bright red plane. He was also with the Ghost Division in WW2.
(Germany still doesn’t know it was him the entire time)
Putting this on my reading list
Zweisamkeit Summary: Basch Zwingli’s life runs like clockwork—work at the bank, take care of his daughter. But when his past unexpectedly collides with his present, the arrival of an attractive Austrian throws everything into disarray. Maybe, just maybe, it just might offer him the chance to let go again. Content: Austria/Switzerland ⋆ Human AU, Austria & Switzerland are single parents, Fluff and Humor, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Grief/Mourning, Bonding over trauma, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better Characters: Liechtenstein, Kugelmugel, Germany, North Italy, Nyo!South Italy, Belgium, Netherlands, Male Hungary, lots of background characters Additional Tags: Established Germany/North Italy, Established Spain/Nyo!South Italy, lots of background pairings Status: Complete AO3 LINK