Hetalia Character Songs Are A Spectrum.

old man yoai 😭

Old man yaoi

He knows that feeling all too well

oh my god she’s beautiful

Nyo!Spain🍅

Give me Napoleonic War era Frussia or give me death

Do we fw results of the fourth anti -French coalition

Why is this so accurate 😭

America facts hoping this leads to a world of fanfics that accurately portray the characters!

People portray APH America as a stupid and fat kid, but remember that:

- As stated by Himaruya, he has a body of a highschool jock.

- He has a habit of sticking his nose into other people’s business which makes it difficult for him to make friends.

-  He is also known for not being aware of how “the atmosphere” is when he is around others (which, at one point, he was told to read it), but it has been noted that it is not that he lacks the ability to “assess the situation”, he simply chooses not to.

- But, on multiple occasions it has been shown that, when calm or serious, America can become very logical, reading further into things than he usually would, and actually reading the atmosphere.

- His hobbies include quick-draw, archaeology, adventures, sports, [video]games, and making movies

- He has at least 238 weaknesses, one of those being Dora The Explorer

- He has a Mustang, a remodeled Caprice, a 1955 Thunderbird, and a DeLorean modeled after the car in the movie Back to the Future.

- he is jealous of all of the kids in his country that get presents from their fathers

- According to Prussia, America swims very quickly, like a shark.

- He was trained under Prussia for the Revolutionary War

and lastly,

 - He missed out on a lot of childhood things by growing physically mature so quickly

Did I just come across the very original hold up-

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

I’m a Hetalian with no Hetalian friends irl 🥲

y’all I’ve been watching this on repeat, it fits him too well

He won’t survive this one