Hibiscusspunweb - #1 Annabeth Kinnie (scientifically Proven)

i hate being overstimulated it turns me into such an asshole

my friends are just trying to have a good time and im sitting there thinking shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup

i should not have tried to hang out with people 3 days in a row. this was a terrible idea

Rick Riordan SUCKS at writing romance. And I’m so tired of Percabeth stans denying that those two have flaws in their relationship. Do I enjoy Percabeth? Of course. I loved their dynamic in PJO.

HoO ruined it. Yes, they definitely had their moments. The stables scene was pretty cute. The judo flip was entirely unnecessary, though. They could’ve kissed and hugged. Rick pulled that scene out of his ass because he thought it was silly. No? Annabeth didn’t need to judo flip him, EVEN if she was angry at the moment and even if Percy seemed unaffected by it.

Also, the fact that Annabeth thinks Percy’s dumb in the new books, which objectively eat ass. No, she doesn’t?? Annabeth had canonically admitted that she thinks Percy is “pretty smart” in the Demigod Files. There are several examples of Percy arguing with Annabeth and holding his own pretty good. Annabeth thinks Percy is smart. Percy is objectively smart. Why the hell is Percy so incredibly stupid? Why did Rick feel the need to add that joke in HoH where Reyna says that Percy couldn’t find his way out of a paper bag without Annabeth’s help, and she agrees?? What?

Also, the fact that Annabeth’s friends first impression of Percy is bad. This implies that Annabeth has spoken bad about Percy. So we aren’t going to acknowledge that Annabeth was absolutely smitten with that man and now she talks bad about him? Do I believe she would? Of course not.

TL;DR: Rick is a bad author who is the only reason for the deterioration of Percabeth, and Percabeth is flawed.

People who draw Percy as a skinny white guy irk me SO MUCH. He is not, in any form, skinny.

Like, son of Poseidon so of course he’s already amped, then the fact he’s been training for years (CHB, CJ, Lupa) and the way he’s been described.

“—tanner and taller, leaner and more muscular.” This is Annabeth’s description of him in MoA.

“Percy was average in athletics but later from his training, becomes very fit, muscular, and lean.” This is from the Riordan Wiki on Percy’s page. Hazel described him as having the good looks of a Roman god, so that would definitely mean he has muscles.

That is my conclusion on why Percy isn’t skinny.

For some reason there seems to be a sudden surge of anti gwiles/ghostflower people misusing the tags just to spread hate, I say just block these users when you come across them and move on. Sending them PMs/giving them a reaction is likely what they want anyway. Block and move on.

Flashback to the time that my Dad said I reminded him of Gwen but I wouldn’t hug my Dad.

that band is held together by zip ties and gum and the zip ties are rotting

This Minecraft revolution is so interesting like damn

if you guys have any characters you’d like me to include in the headcanons put it in my inbox <3

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

This is so cute I wanna eat it

TINY BAND