Dude Having A Platonic Crush On Someone Is So Weird, Cause You Wanna Be Around Them And Talk To Them

why are u hugging Calpyso bro didn’t she curse your girlfriend 😭

When the Spider-Gang takes a new recruit on a mission after BTSV:

Miles: Hey...

Gwen: Hey...

*Careless Whisper plays*

Spider recruit: "...Where's that music coming from?"

Hobie: Yeah, that plays whenever Gwendy and Peter Pan over there get within 10 meters of each other.

Spider recruit: Okay, but where's it coming from?

Pavitr: Don't worry about it!

I am high off of NyQuil I’m on cloud ten and a half

I can’t super boop my mutuals

any mutuals who have super booped me marry me pls

would love a scene of someone who doesn’t take percy or his physical strength seriously and then getting their shit rocked. imagine them getting percy all worked up and pissed off, and then smiling and taunting him; “what, you wanna hit me big guy? go ahead.” and then percy punching them, which throws them like 10 feet back, breaks their nose, and fully dislocates their jaw. because they didn’t realize that percy is actually extremely strong (which is canon)

but alas, none of that will ever happen because percy isn’t allowed to be impressive or intimidating anymore

Shoutout to my Mom’s best friend for saying that it’s okay that I don’t want children

Percy Jackson headcanons Part 3

-Percy has a siren’s voice. When he sings or hums, the attention of anyone in the vicinity is drawn to him.

-Also, Percy is definitely a huge Queen fan

-Annabeth has a spray bottle of salt water 

-Jason  listens to classical music (he just looks like he would)

-Reyna is a fucking demon at pillow fights for some unexplained reason

-Thalia likes strawberry Mentos 

-Also has a dart board up with a picture of Luke in the center (she consistently hits her mark)

-Leo sleeps in a fetal position 

-Frank likes stormy weather and stratus clouds 

-Also a frequent user of “gee willickers” or “golly gee”

-Will is an avid Beatles listener 

-Austin always has cork grease in his pocket 

-His favorite fruit is the mango as well

-Leo listens to Tyler, the Creator

-Frank occasionally listens to Viking music  (no explanation why)

-Nico loves analog horror 

-Will watches it with him

-Piper HATES harpies after her several encounters with them

-The Poseidon cabin occasionally gets flooded (via Percy)

-The Athena cabin is either really neat and organized or cluttered with blueprints, armor, etc.

-The Demeter cabin figured out how to grow blue raspberries 

-They also grow all kinds of weird fruit 

-Leo makes fake accounts on dating apps for shits and giggles

-Percy once threw an apple at Annabeth and she caught it. 

-The Apollo cabin’s walls are plastered with musical posters 

-Will smells like cough syrup 

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

that band is held together by zip ties and gum and the zip ties are rotting

STOP I DON’T WANT TO SEE THOSE FUCKING “GAY SEX” CATS ANYMORE HUBJHGYHGHGM