I Keep On Imaging Dark! Percy As Anakin (minus The Padme Thing)

People who draw Percy as a skinny white guy irk me SO MUCH. He is not, in any form, skinny.

Like, son of Poseidon so of course he’s already amped, then the fact he’s been training for years (CHB, CJ, Lupa) and the way he’s been described.

“—tanner and taller, leaner and more muscular.” This is Annabeth’s description of him in MoA.

“Percy was average in athletics but later from his training, becomes very fit, muscular, and lean.” This is from the Riordan Wiki on Percy’s page. Hazel described him as having the good looks of a Roman god, so that would definitely mean he has muscles.

That is my conclusion on why Percy isn’t skinny.

More Percy Jackson headcanons

-Hazel’s favorite modern artist is definitely Laufey.

-The Seven roasted marshmallows over Leo at least once.

-Tyson’s favorite desert is chocolate and peanut butter brownies.

-Annabeth listens to Paris Paloma.

-Percy used to make fun of Jason for only being able to grow stubble.

-Nico has Saint Bernard by Lincoln on repeat at least once a week.

-Percy is either the driest or most animated texter, it just depends who you are.

-Piper listens to Dazey and the Scouts. 

-Zoë Nightshade’s favorite fruit was the blackberry.

-Bianca’s was the blueberry.

-Nico absolutely hates pomegranates. 

-Annabeth and Hazel both like earl gray tea with a bit of vanilla.

-Reyna’s favorite bird is the raven and she has a small whittled sculpture of one she carries with her.

-If someone exposed Ella to Wikipedia, she’d be on it all the time.

-Rachel gives Ella any interesting bird feather she finds.

-Will gets called Rapunzel. 

-Annabeth has one of those huge ass tasers that look like an enlarged flashlight.

-Piper has one too, but it’s pink. 

alr might do a content change since my Hunger Games phase is taking over

I'm back and with spiderverse memes to you all!

I’ll be vomiting, crying, screaming, hooting, hollering, tearing my eyeballs out, all while simultaneously ascending

I don't know about about you, but if Miles and Gwen kiss in Beyond the Spider-Verse, I'll be hooting and hollering like when Cap caught Mjolnir in Avengers: Endgame

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

okay since the Spiderverse fandom partially resurrected itself for the sake of The Spider Within, I need to know something.

Wth does the rest of the Spider-Band smell like. That sounds super weird tbh. I’ve read a few fics etc. where Gwen smells like peaches, but what do the rest of them smell like

Actually mitski for president 2024 ❤️

REAL!!!!!

you guys don’t get it. I am literally Spider-Gwen.

you guys don't get it. i am literally peter parker.

Percy Jackson trying to save the love of his life but not even blood control works so he’s left cradling Annabeth’s slowly dying body.