PERSEUS MEANS DESTROYER🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

Technically Percy Jackson can bend hand sanitizer due to its water content in the alcohol. Imagine insulting him and then you get hand sanitizer in your eyes.

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them!

dude having a platonic crush on someone is so weird, cause you wanna be around them and talk to them all the time, you always think about them, and you constantly wanna hug them and hold hands (if you like physical touch) with them but the thought of being romantic in any way with them is just extremely uncomfortable

Ghostflower Headcanons

Sorry for not posting any headcanons. Huge writers block! Hope you guys enjoy this. :)

(This is inspired by @ghostflowerhotpotch and their Ghostflower-themed Ask Game :) )

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Out of PDA, Gwen does it more than Miles. She does little hand touches, grazing his arms etc. when she can. Miles gets flustered / gets butterflies when Gwen does touch him, and he loves receiving it.

Miles and Gwen do face masks occasionally, and Gwen always goes for grapefruit / Aloe Vera, and Miles always goes for coconut / lavender. Sometimes Miles uses Gwen’s skincare in secret. (Pav and Hobie and sometimes Gayatri do face masks / skincare with them.)

Gwen definitely does Miles’ makeup sometimes, just for fun. Miles lets her sit in his lap, and he thinks she’s really good at eyeliner. Gwen prefers to do elaborate / colored eyeliner or makeup on Miles.

Miles will be doing anatomy practice and accidentally draw Gwen. Drawing a rando on the subway? He draws Gwen again.

They both confessed at the same time and then started sobbing after realizing it. They also confessed while hugging.

When it comes to jealousy, Gwen is much more obvious than Miles. She’s physical with it, like tensing up grabbing Miles’ wrist or arm. Miles is less obvious, but sometimes a person can tell by his tone or look. 

That’s all for now! 

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

This is so cute I wanna eat it

TINY BAND

Slipknot (corey and shawn) after kicking out another drummer!

The urge to write angst is literally eroding me mentally I’m going to write angst

hit rapper george washington eats ass 😍

Shit I forgot you existed

Every time I see a “not your type” joke in reference to one Percy Jackson I have to force myself to not be violent in the comments