ITS BEEN TEN MONTHS AND TWENTY DAYS IM THE LAST THING THATS ON YOUR BRAIN SO WHY DO I STILL WAKE UP TWO

"Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?" Sure do, no problem!!

"YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?" I gotcha!! Comin' right up!

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???" Never fear, joggers are here!

*wild cheering* /scene

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um................... can i help you

I kinda feel like a part of me is dying, in like a metamorphosis way yk? I’ve always been so good and quiet like a dog and lately I am so fucking angry. It’s getting harder and harder to care about how what i say and do affects the people around me when nobody seems give me the same energy. Maybe I deserve to be an asshole, to be greedy and selfish, to be loud and unruly. I think the good and quiet dog in me is dying for the better.

Calling all Fresno nightcrawlers!!! DM me ASAP!!!!!! (URGENT)

#SEA CREATURES !!

me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...