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TW Don’t kill yourself today

Don’t kill yourself today

Because your Netflix trial still has a week left

Don’t kill yourself today

Because no one else will finish off the chicken in the fridge

Don’t kill yourself today

Because I know for a fact that Starbucks is releasing a new Frappuccino sometime next month

Yes, your mother will miss you

Yes your bully will make a sappy Facebook post about how what a a wonderful person you were

And yes

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem

You know that

You’ve known that

Everyone and anyone has been shoving that down your throat since they first learned what the word suicide meant

So don’t kill yourself

Until you finish your shampoo and conditioner at the same time

Don’t kill yourself

Until Doctor Who is finally cancelled

Don’t kill yourself

Until you tell someone your best pasta recipe 

Don’t kill yourself 

Because I will keep coming up with reasons for you not to

And I need you

To hear all of them

Don’t kill yourself

I love you

You’re important

It’s a bad day

Not a bad life

There is more to this

The world will keep spinning on its axis without you

But

Think of all the sunrises you’d miss

I know this sounds pointless

But when you’re sitting in front of everything deadly you own

Revising your goodbyes

There will be too much darkness 

To see anything else

But this is not about seeing anything else

This is about turning off the lights

This is about finding the bed instead of the noose

This is about giving yourself one more day

Even if it takes ten thousand of those

One more morning’s

Until

“I can’t wait for tomorrow”

This is about staying alive

Because there’s gonna be a new Marvel movie

No one should miss that

This is about staying alive

Because the future is coming 

And it’s ready for you

I don’ t need you to see it

I just need you to believe you can make it 

Until then

- Hannah Dains

“Me too…I love you…”

Humans are weird and frustrating

An Alien’s observations on a Human subject.

~ Alien: “Human, why have you played this strange vocal frequency ten times?”

Human: “This is my emotional support song.”

*Later*

Alien: “Human, you are not feeling well! Allow me to play ‘Your emotional support song.’

Human: "Nah, now I’m sick of that song.”

~  A: “Why do you keep such a small blanket? This does not cover you, and you have many blankets that do.”

H: “It’s my baby blanket. People like to keep stuff from when they were babies.”

A: “But it serves no functional purpose!”

H: “It serves an emotional purpose.”

~  H: “This show’s not as good as remember. I remember loving this as a kid!”

A: “You remember it differently!?”

H: “Guess I had lower standards back then.”

A: “They were even lower?”

~ A: “Human, you have played the same disc of fictional entertainment fifteen times now.”

H: “And I enjoy it each time!” ~  A: “Human, I thought this vocal frequency made you terribly ill!”

H: “This song still slaps. I just needed a break from it.” A: “The frequencies can injure you…”

there are fanfics you will recommend to your friends with enthusiasm and then there are fanfics that no-one can ever know you have read

Do i need to add more??

This website will never cease to amaze me

The more years go by the sadder this post get

People as decades-

1920s- Star gazing, dances like nobody’s watching, beautiful but doesn’t know it, rainy days, shy, old books, night time drives in the summer, fairy lights, pale skin, drinks tea

1950s- Flawless makeup, amazing singing voice, thick hair, sweetest person you know, mesmerizing eyes, always has snacks, seems shallow but is really nice, sunrises, the smell of lavender, insecure

1970s- Lots of plants, the most amazing jewelry, down to earth, polaroid pictures, soulful, sun kissed skin, plays acoustic guitar, talking into the late hours of the night, beautiful hair, paints

1980s- True crime, colorful wardrobe, game nights with friends, great with animals, candles, contagious laugh, soft music, walks on the beach, bold, writes poetry

1990s- Scrunchies, coolest shoes, movie marathons, baking, adventurous, a leader, sleepovers, fueled by coffee, hilarious, dyed hair, always on the move, dusk, always smells good

2000s- Cotton Candy, acts confident but is scared, walks through the woods, constantly tired, perfect nails, massive cd collection, never knows what’s happening, singing in the car, soft blankets

Reblog with which one you are!

I fucking love this

Why the hell is this laid out like a meme

“I love you…Aah! Hah…cumming! I’m cumming!”