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Napoleonic War Survival Tips for the French Army

1. Don’t refer to Marshal Murat’s uniform as “peacock wear” within earshot of him.

2. When Napoleon pulls out a map, don’t ask, “Are we lost?”

3. If your cannonball doesn’t quite reach the enemy lines, just blame the wind. Or Berthier.

4. Don’t accidentally toast “To King Louis” at an officers’ dinner. Ever.

5. Avoid playing cards with Marshal Lannes – unless you enjoy losing your entire month’s pay.

6. Foraging in enemy territory: Always ask what’s in the stew before you eat it.

7. If you’re sent to negotiate peace, don’t open with, “Our emperor said this would be easy.”

8. During winter campaigns, remember: snowballs do not replace musket balls.

9. Don’t try to outdo Napoleon in recalling historical battles. You’ll lose.

10. If Napoleon is inspecting the troops, resist the urge to ask, “Is it true you’re shorter than Murat?”

11. Never, under any circumstances, suggest that Wellington’s redcoats “don’t look so tough.”

12. If Marshal Ney orders a charge, just assume it’s going to last until nightfall.

13. Do not ask Marshal Davout if his nickname Iron Marshal comes from his cooking.

14. If your bayonet charge fails, remember: retreat is just “advancing in the opposite direction.”

15. If someone says “This mission is simple,” expect nothing but complications.

16. In case of defeat, remember: it’s always the Austrians’ fault. Even if they aren’t there.

17. During peace negotiations, “bombing their latrines” is not considered a formal strategy.

18. If you happen to capture a British officer, refrain from gloating by saying, “See you in Paris!”

19. When bivouacked near rivers, don’t bet on crossing without some form of disaster.

20. Finally, do not point the cannons at the Emperor’s tent, even as a joke. Especially not as a joke.

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embodying your dr self

To shift realities you need to start to:

Think about being there already and not about the process of shifting.

Which is why you start to embody your dr self.

In your DR, who are you? how old are you? what’s your job occupation? Any errands you need to run tomorrow?

We all know that the shift in the mindset is instantaneous and real. So once you have embodied the thoughts of someone who is in their dr, you’ve shifted. It’s done.

Then persist.

Once you have done that, then you can think about your dr surroundings.

Personally, I think it’s quite confusing when people think about their surroundings rather than their dr self, their thoughts and feelings etc. But if that works for you then that’s okay.

So to sum up what’s been said:

1) Connect to dr self

E.g.

“So when I wake up tmrw i need to clean my house and call my friends over”

“My name is __ and i’m so thankful that im __”

2) Then connect to surroundings

“My bed feels so soft… I don’t even wanna get out of bed i’m so comfortable”

“Wait my perfume smells so good right now”

(You can even do these at the same time but i prefer to do it in this order)

You don’t even need to visualise, if you tell your subconscious you’re feeling something in your dr, it has to accept that though repetition (affirming) and persistence.

3) You have shifted.

The key is persistence. so what if the 3D shows you otherwise? Ignore it, it’s simply a reflection of your past assumptions….