So Famitsu Weighed Link In Comparison To Apples And The Pan On The Side Of The Apples Will Go Up If You

MC: I’ve got a riddle for you, Merula.

Merula: Ha! Easy.

MC: There are four people at a table: me, you, Mary, and Will. What order do they sit in?

Merula: Hm… Me, you, Will, Mary?

MC: Nope.

Merula: Drat. Uh… Will, Mary, you, me?

MC: Getting closer…

Merula: Will, you, Mary, me?

MC: Correct!

Merula: Told you it was easy! I am the greatest witch after all.

Merula: …Wait a sec-

MC: Also, I accept your proposal.

Rowan: GET A ROOM.

“We’re going to take a first look at Star Wars Battlefront II”

Audience: 

“Spider Man”

Audience:

“Kingdom Hearts III”

Audience: 

Ah, this is nice. Just you, me, and the moon.

MC: Merula

Merula: yes baby darling

Merula: light of my life

Merula: angel of my heart

Merula: cutie pie boo boo

Merula: apple of my eye

MC: why is the kitchen on fire

Merula: ...

Merula: i tRIED AND THEREFORE NO ONE SHOULD CRITICIZE ME.

MC: you were making tea

Merula: NO ONE MC

OMG they are giving us the timeline, this is amazing

This game just beat me up and took my lunch money, I swear to god.

MC : Hey Merula.

Merula : …

MC : Merula?

Merula : …why?

MC : Are you ok-

Merula : WHY AREN’T YOU ANGRY AT ME ?! WHY DO YOU KEEP BEING NICE TO ME ?! I TRIED TO GET YOU EXPELLED AND PUT YOUR FRIENDS IN DANGER ALL THIS TIME, SO WHY ARE YOU FRIENDLY WITH ME ?! I HATE YOU, I HAT-

MC: *kisses Merula*

MC : Hush it and come with me. Your crying face is cute but I have yet to see your smiling face. 

I don't remember this shit

I, uh…huh.

They added new stuff, as well as another too cool for school event. My life has meaning again

Me: maybe I should say I fancy Penny.

Also me:

Sorry Penny, I love Merula more!