Merula:i Can’t Take This Anymore, Please Take Me Out

OMG they are giving us the timeline, this is amazing

Merula Snyde but in a more casual look

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Year 4 is ending

The romance better be arriving soon

Did you hear? HD Cowboy Bebop is coming to Toonami September 9th at 3A. 

Me after finding out we can date someone in hogwarts mystery

Lowkey is Me

The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya + Text Posts

MC: I’ve got a riddle for you, Merula.

Merula: Ha! Easy.

MC: There are four people at a table: me, you, Mary, and Will. What order do they sit in?

Merula: Hm… Me, you, Will, Mary?

MC: Nope.

Merula: Drat. Uh… Will, Mary, you, me?

MC: Getting closer…

Merula: Will, you, Mary, me?

MC: Correct!

Merula: Told you it was easy! I am the greatest witch after all.

Merula: …Wait a sec-

MC: Also, I accept your proposal.

Rowan: GET A ROOM.

MC: *enters the room, looking disheveled, and with a half naked Merula behind them* damn.

Rowan: what’s going on?

MC: oh… It’s not what it looks like.

Barnaby: what does it look like?

Me: Maybe I should tell Merula that I fancy her

Thinks

Me: nah, that would be too obvious…

Meanwhile, in class

me: *sees Harrison Ford trending on twitter*

me: