Romantic Ending

Some pussy ghost

Me

MC: I’ve got a riddle for you, Merula.

Merula: Ha! Easy.

MC: There are four people at a table: me, you, Mary, and Will. What order do they sit in?

Merula: Hm… Me, you, Will, Mary?

MC: Nope.

Merula: Drat. Uh… Will, Mary, you, me?

MC: Getting closer…

Merula: Will, you, Mary, me?

MC: Correct!

Merula: Told you it was easy! I am the greatest witch after all.

Merula: …Wait a sec-

MC: Also, I accept your proposal.

Rowan: GET A ROOM.

Merula:i can’t take this anymore, please take me out

MC:in a date kind of way or in the assassination kind of way?

Merula:surprise me

JOHNSON HANKS 2020

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I don't remember this shit

I, uh…huh.

hmm i don’t think breaking an arm barely tickles, professor