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If I had a nickel for every time a teen girl wilderness survival show had a homoerotically charged scene where one girl said “I’ll fucking kill you” while another was pinned to a rock/tree, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot. BUT HOW IN THE FUCK DID IT HAPPEN TWICE

(These pics are not mine)

i had to edit my wife bffr

AND THATS YELLOWJACKETS FOR YA!!!

Dear mutual, u know who u are

I kindly ask that u answer me on discord for I have patiently waited for what is according to discord now 7 days for the original messages and 5 hours, 3 hours, 2 hours and like 10 mins ago for the reminders, especially considering u 4 hours ago promised you’d answer the original messages near snack time and if don’t even try to gaslight me that u eat snack at 7pm. As well I swear to big rat in the sky and Jeff that should u see this before u see my extra reminders on discord proving to me u are in fact no longer studying physics, i will be beating ur 5 foot negative 1 ass the next time I see u and tho I have the muscle mass of a string bean, my pure untethered rage will be enough to fuel me and be ur demise you adhd, uneven bleached hair, knife collecting, unworthy of my time and patience, spawn of Satan

-sincerely, a ticked off mutual.

My Yellowjackets Theory: Melissa is the 8th survivor, which begs the question, how has no one brought her up until now? Misty has famously kept insane tabs on all the survivors post-rescue, so it’s strange to go two seasons without at least her bringing it up. Now, stick with me. When they were rescued, they had to have had a moment where they got together and decided what they would make public and just how much they were gonna hide (a lot of it). In that moment, they had to have realized that it was gonna follow them forever, they would never escape each other or what they did, and they would never have a normal life. The only way to escape it all, is to die.

So Melissa faked her death.

She could’ve known that those crazy ass girls and what they did would never leave her alone and she would never have a normal life, so she faked her death for a chance at a normal life, and that’s why no one has brought her up at all.

Now with this blonde that they’re teasing is following Shauna, the way they mirrored that scene with the kiss, makes me think that Melissa has finally understood that as long is she is actually alive she will never escape the wilderness or the girls, and now she wants to be the last one left.

I physically cannot wait for the next episode LOL

Natalie Scatorccio been that BEE👏👏 Loved this girl since day 1 and even more after Full Circle!!

MORE YELLOWJACKETS SEASON THREE EPISODE FOUR SPOILERS BELOW (last post for today, i promise)

I think that Lottie is definitely one of the most tragic deaths so far. She went through so much, and she didn't deserve anything that happened to her and she didn't deserve to go in the way that it seems she did. Of course, we don't yet know the full context of her death, but it's obvious that someone else did this to her, and the candles around her bring a sort of ritual aspect to it that i'm excited to see them dive back into.

(i'm also still stuck on the trial vote, like what the fuck?)

I'm not sorry for the person I become in february when yellowjackets season 3 comes out