misty: shauna would have left mari in the pit
natalie: hey. but yea she would have
shauna: yeah i would have
saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game
You guys are defending Mari when she literally walked all the way to civilization without them just to fuck Shauna’s dad
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what
Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
in other news. predicting that coach ben will die for the third season in a row
oh fucking SLAY bitch that is her name!
NO AND LOTTIE WAS THE ONE PERSON MISTY COULD HAVE ACTUALLY SPENT TIME WITH AND HAD A FRIEND IN NO ! !
sorry the denial is wearing off and im getting sad