The Three Stooges

𝙰 𝙼𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚂𝚞𝚊 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚖𝚎

𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚢𝚜́ 𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚜𝚌𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚒 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚗 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎?

𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚃𝚞𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚕 𝚒𝚏 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎

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𝙼𝚒𝚣𝚒 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚞𝚊 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍𝚜 ✩

Coach Ben: I wanna show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Nat: Ok, but in my defense Shauna bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo

Coach Ben: That’s not what I wanted to- You drank shampoo?

ya I found this out I was like 8 cause I was doing a presentation on him, goes without saying my teacher was concerned when I went on a rant about him cheating on his wife and how I hoped karma would catch up to him

okay but if you ever see a male creative who had a string of great work and then everything else he did was dogshit, go to the "personal life" part of his wikipedia and look at his relationships. you'll either find a major tragedy he didn't recover from (completely understandable) or, more likely, there was a woman in his life doing uncredited shit editing his stuff or contributing generally and she's not there anymore.

I told a friend about this phenomenon in literature and he called me weeks later like, I remembered what you said about women doing uncredited work when tim burton came up. he made a string of bangers then everything else just was nowhere near as good. the timeline matches perfectly to when he was with this german visual artist (lena gieseke). he's done some good work in collaboration, but if things were dug into I suspect we would find she did a lot more than people realise.

so yeah whenever you look around like wow women didn't work in history, or, women aren't auteurs, or, there just aren't as many great female writers - societal reasons for that aside, half the time they absolutely did.

Funny how the two Yellowjackets with the most endearing, beautiful and sad brown doe eyes are the most clinically insane

IM CRYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Spotted on Reddit

Don't blame me too much, I slept so badly last night

Princess She's here

Princess She's no longer here

the inexplicable urge to write gut wrenching angst about ur little blorbos at 1 am only being prevented by the illusion of time and the inability to actually produce good writing

!!SPOILERS FOR YJ 304!!

Melissa fr accused a man of attempted murder for her lesbian situationship like girl ik damn well the cookie aint THAT good.

And this is how Vaggie and Husk become besties, their shared suffering

if Vaggie used to have a little backpain from her lost wings and Charlie got in the habit of giving back rubsies before bed only now the wings have returned through the power of gay love and it's past midnight in the hotel with the residents (supposedly) trying to be kinda quiet at the bar so the two can sleep (and not come storming down to threaten everyone with a spear) but then suddenly in the silence there's this singular SHRIEK of laughter, and even more shocking (terrifying?) is it sounded like Vaggie, everyone downstairs freezes as a door slams open and hooves clip clop frantically down the upper halls and then Charlie's leaning over the staircase bannister yelling DID YOU KNOW WINGS ARE VERY SENSITIVE AND KINDA TICKLISH AT THE BASE!??!? ANYWAY EVERYONE HAVE A GOOD NIGHT I KNOW I WILL!!! before racing back to her and Vaggie's room, their door slams shut as everyone stares blankly into the abyss of knowledge except Husk who's pouring them all a drink and Angel Dust who's looking thoughtfully at husk

in the morning husk baps vaggie over the head with a shot glass for dooming them both and then pours her a drink too in commiseration