I Beg Let's Make This Cannon It'll Be So Fucking Funny

I need Mari to be pit girl simply because she’s too funny to die, I need her to call shauna a gaywad as long as possible

Oh my god JackieNat. The POTENTIAL?!? Ik everyone thinks LottieNat is the like popular x loser troupe but they're wrong. It's JackieNat. Oh my god.

Kind of proud of this🤭

Lottie 🍄

the sillies

I think the thing about the existence of the wilderness (in the supernatural sense) is that there was some sort of supernatural element out there with them. I say this because there are inexplicable elements to the show (no eyed man, Jackie's dying hallucination, Van's seeing things as she was dying). But that thing did not make them do the things they did.

Let's think about it here. When Lottie was speaking French, she said "it wants blood". Someone translated it fully (I don't remember who so if someone wants to tag them), the French translated to something like "I gave it offerings, but it wants blood. Yet blood doesn't mean death. You can get a papercut and bleed.

Which brings me to my point. The wilderness gives them something when there's blood. Not when there's death. When they were on their periods, they were eating better. When the plane crashed, van survived because of the blood spilled. During the seance, the spirit left Lottie when she was bleeding. When Shauna got a nosebleed on the symbol, the birds fell from the sky. At doomcoming, slitting Travis's throat brought the bear. When Laura Lee flew the plane, it saved Van. As Shauna was giving birth, Travis cutting his palm saved Shauna's life.

They have to spill blood to get what they want. They don't have to kill.

That's the whole point. There is something out there with them, but the girls are also crazy. It was just them. Them who decided to kill.

the inexplicable urge to write gut wrenching angst about ur little blorbos at 1 am only being prevented by the illusion of time and the inability to actually produce good writing

Because Mel ships CaitVi

ARE YOUUUUU FUCKING KIDDINGGGGGGGG?!?

IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?!?