How's This Story For You? Once Upon A Time, A Bunch Of Teenage Girls Got Stranded In The Wilderness,

shauna really just needed to kiss one girl for her to start being nice to everyone again huh

Bullet of the cupid

!!SPOILERS FOR YJ 304!!

Melissa fr accused a man of attempted murder for her lesbian situationship like girl ik damn well the cookie aint THAT good.

a convo between shauna and melissa at some point, probably:

melissa: I saw you

shauna: what

melissa: spit in mari’s soup. I saw

shauna, reaching for a knife: oh yeah? and what are you going to do about it?

melissa:

shauna:

melissa: could you do it again

shauna: again?

melissa: yes but like, next time, in my mouth, maybe

shauna:

melissa:

shauna: okay

Her face. Her fucking face. Van going "it's Mari" in that choked up, distraught voice. Gen distracting Tai so that "Mari could have a fighting chance". Lottie telling Mari she'd been there before. Oh my god. None of them wanted her to die. None of them wanted to eat her. They all just wanted to go home.

SHE DID THAT SHIT!!!

and she was really sapphic about it

Vaggie: there's an army of exorcists coming and only you can tell me how to fight them off

Carmilla: ok here's the deal

Carmilla: you're gonna have to be really sapphic about it

heckling @yourlocalsluttymanenjoyer is always the best part of my day

the prophet predicting her own death fucks ngl