I May Or May Not Have Snorted And Then Danced* In The Chair Whilst Having A Giggle Fit Because Of This...may

Oh, this is me EXACTLY.

Is this really supposed to be an inspirational quote in front of a blurry taco truck? Because all I can focus on is the taco truck. XD

I-I'm not the only one that does this?! It's things like this that make me love the internet. :D

for some reason i still basically haven’t learned that most people don’t pay attention to the same things i do and so i’ll suddenly react to a song in a movie or restaurant and no-one will know where it came from and i have to explain

it ruins emotional movie scenes, too

i seriously don’t get why some filmmakers put songs into their movies that have a fitting sound, but have completely unfitting lyrics

it always pulls me completely out of the moment

and then i’m a jerk because i’m like “what the hell, why did they use this song” and people around me are like “uhh why not” and i’m like “well they’re supposed to be in love right now and this song is talking about the opposite of that” and then the scene is ruined for those people too because I’M A RUINER, I RUIN THINGS, IT’S WHAT I DO

I love this so much. :)

what is wrong with some white people

Lysa and Littlefinger?

Is that you?

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push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

what should i grow in my greenhouse this winter?

i want to grow teeny weeny things in teeny weeny pots! and also a lemon tree.