I-I'm not the only one that does this?! It's things like this that make me love the internet. :D
for some reason i still basically haven’t learned that most people don’t pay attention to the same things i do and so i’ll suddenly react to a song in a movie or restaurant and no-one will know where it came from and i have to explain
it ruins emotional movie scenes, too
i seriously don’t get why some filmmakers put songs into their movies that have a fitting sound, but have completely unfitting lyrics
it always pulls me completely out of the moment
and then i’m a jerk because i’m like “what the hell, why did they use this song” and people around me are like “uhh why not” and i’m like “well they’re supposed to be in love right now and this song is talking about the opposite of that” and then the scene is ruined for those people too because I’M A RUINER, I RUIN THINGS, IT’S WHAT I DO
Had an ectopic pregnancy and it burst my left fallopian tube bc I'm on birth control and was completely unaware that I was preggers for FOUR WEEKS bc I was still having my period?? I waited like....nine hours to go to the emergency room bc I have out of state insurance and have been too dumb/lazy get it switched and who wants to be stuck with an out of pocket er bill when they work a minimum wage part time job?
Not me! But the alternative was death so...
Legit, every nurse and doctor that I've talked to about this has made it a point to let me know just how close to dying I was. It's been great!
Still in pain, but they're releasing me w pain med prescriptions, so that's nice.
Also work isnt going to really like it but I have two weeks of recovery time that I'm not allowed to work...which means I wont be getting paid either...but ya know! Fun!!
no one:
me: here’s a flow chart of 41 lgbtq+ book recommendations, have fun!
disclaimer: this is a very non-comprehensive list since I’m only including books that I’ve read
I would have run too. lol
maid-en-china
FFFFF, these are so awesome. :3
Can anyone rec me some wilderness romance? More hiking and surviving together, less small town. I loved the Simple Wild by KA Tucker and want more like it.
i know tumblr likes violent man eating mermaids but i fuck p heavy with pretty playful pretty scaled mermaids in warm sorts of waters keeping the tide gentle when lil toddlers are learning to swim and kissing the breath into good sailors because they have someone waiting on a cliff by the sea for them to come home and cutting seals and turtles out of netting and plastic bags
but maybe being from hawaii just made me think of the ocean of a safe cradley sort of place i know its scary i know it’ll kick your ass but sometimes its ten types of turquoise and and sometimes sea foam sticks to your eyelashes sometimes the sun hits your face even when you’re twenty feet under and i have a hard time forgetting its first and foremost a womb
so mermaids who watch the triple crown and scare sharks away from the surfers
Omg yesssss
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