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My current mood. This health class is excruciating.

Oh my goodness, this is the exact look Riley gets when he's going after a toy.

04-08-19

Had an ectopic pregnancy and it burst my left fallopian tube bc I'm on birth control and was completely unaware that I was preggers for FOUR WEEKS bc I was still having my period?? I waited like....nine hours to go to the emergency room bc I have out of state insurance and have been too dumb/lazy get it switched and who wants to be stuck with an out of pocket er bill when they work a minimum wage part time job?

Not me! But the alternative was death so...

Legit, every nurse and doctor that I've talked to about this has made it a point to let me know just how close to dying I was. It's been great!

Still in pain, but they're releasing me w pain med prescriptions, so that's nice.

Also work isnt going to really like it but I have two weeks of recovery time that I'm not allowed to work...which means I wont be getting paid either...but ya know! Fun!!

:)

I jumped...why did I jump? I knew something would happen. -____-"

How To Blow Up An Egg

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

this is so funny & pure

Oh, I did this yesterday. There's no telling how many classes I've missed for this reason. :(

So I decided not to go to class because I would be leaving just now and class started 10 minutes ago and I can’t walk in 25 minutes late without going into a panic attack, so yeah.

That last model just looked at her and was like, "Welp, there goes another one."