So…so Unwell. An Audience Of Shades We’d Be.

So mates…

How’re we feeling?

Watched The Return. Movie looked gorgeous and the actors were good, but dear god I haven’t been this disappointed in a while.

i think people should implement the fact Odysseus cries CONSTANTLY in the Odyssey into their epic stuff more...cuz the sentence 'I then began to weep" is said so much itd take me forever to tally it up,

2 days until Odysseus gets home

Literally we only get a hair color and it’s chesnut brown…which doesn’t narrow it down as much as we’d like

What the fuck is wrong with Homer like yeah I get it Odysseus has big boobs and thighs WHAT WAS HIS HAIR COLOR WHAT WAS HIS EYE COLOR MAN CONCENTRATE

Everytime I wish to put further emphasis on Odysseus, I make it my business to list every title and epithet Homer has given this man.

So I’ll be having a normal conversation and then I’ll drop “That tactful and guileful man, rugged, chestnut haired, broad shouldered, lying, gentle,royal Odysseus, son of Laertes, husband of Penelope, father of Telemachus, sacker of cities, sacker of Troy, King of Ithaka”.

I then realize I was so busy remembering every epithet that I no longer remember where the conversation was going.

man does this guy love his wife or what

Bless Jorge and the cast, they’re so sweet and silly.

Just got here. Let’s see what happens :)

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I cant be the only one who sees a face on the water here right????? Right???????