Honey-fia - The Greywaren

Woah. So Neil canonically got waterboarded. That's fucked up. Do yall think he gets nightmares about that particular incident? Cause the incident really stuck with Jean and Neil experienced it. What if one night he gets a reminder of the torture?

What if he dreams about riko laying a cloth over his face, tying his hands to the headboard, ordering him not to move or he'll pay for it in an even worse way. He commands Jean to hold down his legs for him, threatening to hurt HIM if he does.

And then he feels water.

He's drowning. Water's flooding his nose, his mouth, his eyes as he struggles to keep them shut. He's drowning. He can't breathe. Water's up his nostrils now. Jean finding it hard to hold him down due to Neil's constant struggling and getting death glares from Riko himself.

He's drowning. He can't breathe. Neil is going to die.

Nathaniel is going to die.

"NEIL."

That's all it takes for him to realize it was all just a dream. But was it?

"Neil, are you awake?", Andrew's voice is barely a whisper, against the wind jostling from the windows.

"Yeah.", it takes him a while to realize what he was doing. He releases his hand from his throat and sets them on his knees.

"Choking yourself to death seems the most impractical way to die, in my opinion."

Silence.

"Wanna talk?"

Yesn't

should i watch dead poets society or nah

(In Andrew and Neil's new house)

Andrew, after an exy game: Kevin you can stay in the panic room for now.

Kevin: Wait you guys have a panic room?

Neil, a little shit : Kevin, any room you're in is a panic room.

With so many desi james headcanons, i feel it’s my duty to cast desi effie and monty right this moment.

may i present you, shahrukh khan and juhi chawla as fleamont and euphemia!!

WAIT WAIT WAIT don’t write me off so soon, i might have cooked? you tell me, i’m going into deep detail for this.

Juhi Chawla as Euphemia Potter?

• the curls?? james potter’s hair is famously wild and uncontrollable, and you’re telling me juhi chawla in the ‘90s with her soft bouncy curls isn’t his mother??? please.

• she’s got that sweet but don’t test me energy. the kind of mum who’ll give you mithai and a flying kiss, then hex your eyebrows off if you insult her son. we have seen it in her roles.

• her eyes are always full of mischief. euphemia isn’t stern—she’s all cleverness and “i know what you’re up to, james.”

and you know she would adopt sirius on sight.

“you look thin, baba. come, eat something. this is your home now.”

She has the perfect blend of mischief, cleverness, fierceness and love.

Shahrukh Khan as Fleamont Potter

• he invented potion hair products. you think srk doesn’t have the flair and dramatic chaos for that??

• he def wore flamboyant robes, giving james ridiculous advice like:

“life is like a cauldron, beta. messy, but magical. also, never trust anyone who doesn’t love chole bhathure”

• he is james grown up: flirty, cocky, deeply loyal, endlessly dramatic.

• he’d brag non-stop about james, and secretly cry at every milestone.

and he absolutely welcomes sirius like a second son.

teaching him broom tricks and saying, “we only do mildly insane here, okay?”

You can see it in the picture can’t you? he can be charming and mischievous with his family and stern, respected man but kind for the world.

together? absolute magic

the chemistry is chef kiss, they look like the parents who would raise james with love and laughter :3

desi marauders? where you at?😔

tiktok comments as marauder pt.2

James be flooding Sirius’s thirst trap with unhinged comments like it’s his full-time job.

pt.1

late night after quidditch jily talks

commissioned by @daiziesssart :)

sorry one more

love LOVE love the rise in trc posts after the announcement of the graphic novel I'm going FERAL over every picture at this point

We as a fandom don't explore the idea of the marauder's bullying Sirius for being French as much as we need to