NEIL GAIMAN PLEASE TELL THAT AZIRAPHELLE AND CROWLEY WILL BE TOGETHER, I'M TRUMPING WITH THE QUESTION

can you imagine, tho? they'd be an unholy force

someone: hi

me: did you know the narrative that school shooters in the US are all bullying victims is false and originates from inaccurate coverage of one of the most infamous school shootings, the columbine shooting? in reality the columbine shooters were reactionaries who isolated themselves deliberately and followed an ideology that positioned them "above" the rest. so, a lot of school shooters are actually ideologically motivated rather than revenge motivated. no one knows this and the media paints these murderers as victims. do you want to know what the columbine effect is? also I have a lot to say about "stranger danger" as a conservative fear campaign to promote the isolated nuclear family

Says every person for the first half of the season...

i literally JUST started my life with the Walter brothers and I can already tell there's gonma be a love triangle and im pretty sure she's gonna end up with the blonde boy but I'm team Alex already

Read the description and thought it was a still, so i just assumed op meant metaphorically unnamed layers.... also true

this has a million and one unnamed layers

young me especially would have hated hearing this but networking is literally the most important thing you can do to improve your situation like forget economic barriers to education etc just keep making friends with different people and eventually someone will offer you a hand up just because they dig your vibe and that is exactly all that's happening when undeserving people surpass you anyway

Gabriel Boutin is so cool, I wish French people were real

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

“When the handle has snapped off the basket that held all your eggs…” gone girl tier monologue

it was an odd choice for the bastard son and the devil himself to wait until the third episode to introduce the main character but i respect it