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Oliver: there you go friend! One piece of cheese on the house!
They would start living together on his mansion (he couldn’t sell the mansion because he’s too attached to it and because he doesn’t want to give up on the rich lifestyle he has, lol)
He’s the one who always cooks (he ain’t letting Charlie cook after he saw her “exotic” culinary abilities…)
Charlie would find a real job since Phantasmo is so adamant to be the “housewife” and she doesn’t want to look and be the lazy one on this relationship
She’s would be a firefighter! :D
Phantasmo would always be sick of worried about his wife: and that’s why when he’s still carrying on his villain life style, he tries to do the least damage possible in a place and not set fire anywhere else anymore… he doesn’t want her to get hurt or… worse… also he would make sure her colleagues would protect her at ALL costs… (usually he would threaten her colleagues)
And about Phantasmo still being a villain: they would have a lot of discussions about this… but then Charlie saw that this was who Phantasmo was now, she decided to let it slide… BUT, under some conditions: he WOULDN’T make unethical experiments with others ANYMORE, he WOULDN’T trick people to buy from him fishy experiments ANYMORE, he WOULDN’T kidnap and kill people ANYMORE and other more radical evil things that he did before they got married… (believe it or not, Charlie still lets Phantasmo be his evil villain self… it’s just that most of the things she crossed out from his villainous routine, lol)
He still sometimes finds a loophole for Charlie’s conditions hehehe~
They then would feel a little bored after a while… the same routine every day… one day, Phantasmo tired of all of this, suggested that they should fight again, not arguing but literally physical fighting. Charlie felt a little hesitant because… now things were a little different from what they were before: they should say romantic stuff to each other, watch movies and do other ordinary couple stuff together… shouldn’t they…? Charlie didn’t want to ruin what they had… she wouldn’t forgive herself if she did so…
But Phantasmo then held Charlie’s hands gently and reassured her that that’s what he wanted… he was also afraid that if they kept acting like a “”normal”” couple… things would eventually grow cold between them… and Phantasmo didn’t want that. He loved Charlie very much.
Charlie then smirked and ordered Phantasmo to lay down on the couch… he wasn’t understanding what she was saying and then she decided to make it more clear for him: she pushed him effortlessly against the couch and then started caressing his neck…
After some caressing, she lightly grabbed his neck. Not trying to choke or straggle him but gently playing with him. He was now so pink that he looked like a big pink heart~
You could say he was enjoying it way too much and asked Charlie to tighten her grip on his neck… she looked at him funny and started chuckling:
Phantasmo: S-stop laughing…! I’m just… enjoying the m-moment…
Charlie: uh hu~ right~ why don’t you beg just a little more~? Then perhaps i might just do it~
Phantasmo: *looking at Charlie with his big bright pink eyes pleadingly* p-pretty… please…?
And then, Charlie tightened her grip around Phantasmo’s neck: his breathing was more restricted and he was loving every second of it… she then lightly nibbled his cheek and they looked at each other and… they started to make out :3
Sometimes Charlie feels a little burnt out from work and call sick just so she doesn’t have to work… she feels a little depressed and Phantasmo is ready for the rescue: he makes some soup noodles, pizza and bring her some nice and comfortable pillows and blankets. He then gives her kisses on her forehead and tells her it is normal to feel that way sometimes and there’s nothing she should feel ashamed of about. 🥹
And the same goes for Phantasmo: if Charlie notices that he’s feeling a little blue or having a breakdown, she immediately starts smooching his face and since he doesn’t need to eat and drink, she prepares him a bath, but instead of hot water it is hot coffee, lol
When she did this the first time, Phantasmo was visibly confused and couldn’t believe she did that… like, he certainly appreciates the gesture but… it was certainly weird… and then he got used to it and even enjoyed when she did that :D
they're married your honor (PHANTASMO'S LITERALLY BLUSHING DUDE LOOK AT HIS PINK HAIR)
He’s eager to trick Charlie because he loves to annoy her hfghfhgfhfgfgh
And because he kind of hoped Charlie would kiss him like a prince kissing the princess hfghfhfgfh (this one may be very unlikely but we love it anyways)
Buuuuut you’re certainly right: they are INDEED married hahaha! (Heck, i might even write some married life headcanons for these two! ;))
“But why did you do it…?”
Oliver: ”…wait, so you’re telling me Phantasmo never got a present from ANYONE…?”
T-oby who was currently in the row of the Walmart talking with Oliver: ”uh, yeah…? Well, of course, aside from me and Viola… Phantasmo never got presents from anyone else. But, given his reputation with the townsfolk and also his “hatred” for Christmas… it… isn’t that surprising…”
Oliver: ”well then… i’ll make something really nice and special for him!”
T-oby with a worried smile: ”uhm, are you REALLY sure about that…? I mean, not really wanting to demotivate you but… you know he can easily kidnap you and torture you and-“
Oliver with a determined smile: “Y-yes… i know that but… there’s also this small possibility of him liking my present! :D”
T-oby: “Alright then: you do you but just so you know that if anything happens to you, I won’t be able to help you, got that? I can’t really go against my dad’s orders…”
Oliver giving T-oby a thumbs up while smiling: “Alright! I know, I know. Now if you excuse me, i have a VERY SPECIAL present to give to a certain ghost! See you later T-oby!”
T-oby giving Oliver a small smile: “See you later! Can’t wait to see what you’re gonna do for my dad!”
One knitting session later…
Oliver seeing Phantasmo all alone in a cemetery: *whispering with themselves* “Alright Oliver, you can do t-this!”
*Oliver approaches Phantasmo nervously*
Oliver visibly shaking with excitement and fear: “H-hi… m-m-mister Phantasmo…?”
Phantasmo giving Oliver a glare: “Hmm?”
Oliver slowly approaching the present towards Phantasmo: “Uhh, p-please…? A-accept m-my present…? Pretty p-please…?”
Phantasmo looking at Oliver with suspicion and talking down on them with contempt: “And who may you be…?”
Oliver scratching the back of their head nervously: “O-oh…! S-sorry…! I haven’t introduced myself: the name is Oliver and… i am a big fan of yours… hehe…”
Phantasmo: “Oh~? Really now? How… “nice”. Say: why on earth are you giving ME a… present?” *Phantasmo uses his ghost tail to put some distance between him and Oliver*
Oliver: “Uhhm… because i think everyone deserves a little bit of happiness…? And also because i… uhm…” *Oliver starts avoiding Phantasmo’s eye contact and starts blushing*
Phantasmo looks at Oliver confused for a second and then, realized what Oliver wanted to say. He then smirked smugly at them and used his ghost tail to bring Oliver closer to him: “Well, well, well~ who would have thought~? You like me like… that. Don’t you~? Hmm~?”
Oliver who became a blushing mess: “i… i…”
Phantasmo shushing Oliver: “Ah, ah, ah~ don’t be shy now, here, let’s take a look at what you did for me, shall we~?”
*Phantasmo takes the present from Oliver and opens it*
Phantasmo looking curiously at the pink sweater that Oliver made for him: “Ooohh~! What a nice color! And it has a faint smell of coffee to it~ say: who told you that i liked these two things? Oh, oh, let me guess: T-oby, right? Did i guessed it right~?”
Oliver sweating nervously: “Y-yes… s-sir… w-well, at least he told me that you like coffee scent… the color i guessed because your eyes are pink s-so… y-yeah… hahaha…”
*Phantasmo then started chuckling mischievously… until he grabbed Oliver’s face violently while grinning angrily at them*
Phantasmo: “Did you seriously thought that i… liked your pathetic present~?”
Oliver: “Well i-“
Phantasmo: “WELL, let ME answer you that: no, I didn’t like your stupid present! I don’t care, you hear that?, I. DON’T. CARE. About Y O U. I am a murderous, deranged and psychotic man! Do you, an annoying little lad, think i would “magically” turn into a nice guy just because you were nice to me~? HA! Please, don’t make laugh~”
*Phantasmo then tossed the gift box very far away and dropped Oliver into the ground. While still holding the sweater into his hands and grinning maniacally*
Phantasmo: “Well, i hope this was… memorable for you, because to me, honestly: i will purposely forget you~ now, bye~ and oh, don’t bother trying to annoy me again, next time i see you, i will turn you into one of my experiments~”
*Phantasmo then fades away from Oliver’s view. Leaving them all alone in the cemetery… Oliver sighs sadly, readjust their glasses and gets up to leave the cemetery*
Meanwhile at the doctor’s mansion…
T-oby: “Ohhh! What’s that dad? Did Oliver gave you a sweater? Nice! And ohoho! Guess he guessed right your favorite color too! Did you thanked them?”
Phantasmo passing through T-oby with a neutral expression while holding the present that Oliver gave him: “. . .No.”
T-oby gasping: “Dad! You can’t be rude to the ONLY person who is nice to YOU! That’s it! You’re going to thank them on the new year!”
Phantasmo looking at T-oby with a mocking smile: “Really now~? And HOW do YOU plan on making me~?”
T-oby smirking triumphantly: “You do know that, without ME, you can’t work on ANYTHING… right?”
Phantasmo: “. . .I hate you. . .”
After the new year…
*Oliver listens a knock on their door and goes to open it*
Oliver: “Hello, how may i help you…?”
*Phantasmo was standing at their doorstep, with the pink sweater on and a letter on his floating hands*
Phantasmo: “Ahem… just… take it…”
*Oliver then grabbed the letter and opened it to read it*
Oliver reading the letter out loud: “My neighbor Oliver-“
*Phantasmo shushing Oliver and telling them to not read the letter out loud*
Oliver apologizing and returning to read the letter, but this time, much quieter: “My neighbor Oliver, have you know that i didn’t exactly hated your present… but don’t get any funny ideas from my approval of your present: i simply didn’t hated it. Sincerely, Dr. Phantasmo…”
Phantasmo starting to blush lightly: “T-that’s it… don’t expect more than this…”
Oliver smiling warmly at Phantasmo: “Would you like to stay a little bit longer for some coffee?”
Phantasmo scratching the back of his head and pulling his collar shyly: “Y-yes… i… that would be… lovely.”
It’s to nobody’s surprise that Oliver has a visible crush on Phantasmo: everything about the guy enchanted the younger man, not only his looks but also his brilliant brain and sarcastic humor~ Oliver is simply enamored with Phantasmo…
Buuuut… sometimes love can blind the younger man (which is ironic because he wears big glasses, lol) and make him do some questionable things to please his crush: what, you may ask? Simple: letting the mad doctor “borrow” some of Oliver’s clones that they create using other people’s nails, blood, hair locks, teeth and other DNA stuff the short enby uses to create clones of said people…
Or… taking advantage of his innocence:
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Phantasmo: Olie~ remember when you told me that you created a machine that could always bring you back to life if you died~?
The mad scientist asked in a fake sweetly tone, Oliver smiled innocently at him
Oliver: uh… yes? I do remember… why are you asking me about it all of the sudden…?
Phantasmo: oh, you know~ just so i can… test something out~ you wouldn’t mind telling me where your machinery is, would you Olie~?
Phantasmo said while grabbing Oliver’s cheeks and started squeezing them teasingly… Oliver always felt a shiver run through their spine every time Phantasmo called them Olie… they didn’t know that they needed to hear the mad scientist say their name like that more often…
Oliver: hmmm… if i didn’t knew you any better… i would say you want to deactivate or destroy my machine and start torturing me or experimenting on me… did i guess it right?
The shorter enby laughed when Phantasmo started grumbling annoyed that they had him cornered
Phantasmo: come on Olie… don’t you want to feel the excitement of being at my MERCY~? Of being tightly strapped down to a surgery table or a chair and… knowing what it is like dying for real~? We would be soul mates literally if you accepted my offer~ wouldn’t that be nice~?
Phantasmo said in a sensual tone, trying to get to the shorter man’s mind by “seducing” him… whispering into his ear and massaging his shoulders gently… but Oliver was persistent on keeping his machinery’s location a secret
Oliver: hehe, i know it would be nice for your sadistic nature but… nope~ i will naturally die with the location’s secret~ also, if you’re so interested in becoming my soulmate… why don’t you take me to dinner first~?
Phantasmo: ohoho~? My oh my~ guess my little lab mouse is getting bolder with me huh~? *traps Oliver against a wall and grins maliciously* why don’t we plan our evening then~? Hmm~?
Oliver: *blushes heavily and looks away shyly* h-hey… not fair…
Phantasmo: *chuckles mischievously* ah~ there it is~ you know, pink looks good on your pretty little face~
Phantasmo caressed Oliver’s face with his detached floating hand gently while kissing his neck lovingly
Phantasmo: you are sooo good Olie~
Hmm... How would phantasmo react to Charlie being turned into a small little chibi (small character) but with no mouth and can only give out small squeaking noises like a rain frog? Would he try help her become normal again or will he use it for evil? Or will he just think it's cute or not? (•.•)?
wonder how phantasmo would look like with a moustache.... (that man is CLEARLY british and moustaches are the pinnacle of british men)
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