Pretty Gorl

kewl, ima be seasonal depression... or sleep

there is absolutely no way that this was done by accident

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS WHAT MODOK LOOKS LIKE IN THE NEW ANT MAN MOVIE

Blind Tumblr users: don’t get the latest iOS app update!

I just updated my tablet to the newest version of the tumblr app for iOS and it completely broke screen reader access for both VoiceOver and Spoken Content. This has happened in the past already, so I will file a support ticket and copy-paste my text from last time, but this really sucks. I sincerely hope this doesn’t affect all screen reader users, but I’m unsure how they could program this bug in a way it only affects me. If you rely on a screen reader to use the tumblr app, I’d advice to not get the latest update to be on the safe side.

When I say “completely broke access”, what I mean is that no posts on my dash or on individual blogs get read or recognized at all. No plain text, alt text, tags, etc. Note count and buttons still work though.

If you also run into this bug, here’s my advice. If anyone has something more useful, please tell me

File a support ticket and report this bug

Use the browser web version, which still works for me

Interestingly, if you save a post to your drafts and click on “edit” the post text seems to get read correctly. This might be a work-around for some people.

If you have the latest version but your screen reader didn’t break, also please tell me! I would be fascinated to know if this bug is only affecting some people

TL;DR: The latest tumblr app update for iOS made it so screen readers no longer work in the app

Please boost!

OH MY GAWD I ALMOST GO DIABETES FROM HOW SWEET TIS WAS MY HEART

Okay but hear me out

Imagine the sides finally go to Disney Land.

Roman is the most excited and is babbling and looking at all the rides and buildings. He’s also in his prince outfit because he’s gotta slay.

He has a fun time meeting as many characters as he can while the others are all split up and doing their thing.

Then, as Roman is walking back to the food shops to meet the others who are waiting there, he feels a tug on his pants. He looks down and there’s this scared little boy looking up at him. Unsure of what else to do, Roman decides to help and kneels to look the boy in the eye.

“Hello, little one.” he greets softly as to not scare the poor thing.

“Can you help me? I can’t find my mama and my mommy.”

Roman softens and nods.

“Of course, child. Do you know where you saw them last?” he asks.

“We just left the Cars ride to go get lunch. I walked ahead and when I turned back they were gone. I tried looking for them but I got lost so I started walking to the food shops.” the boy explains, sniffing again.

Roman smiles.

“I see. Well, don’t worry, my little knight. I’ll help you find them. Would you like to sit on my shoulders so you can have a better chance of seeing them?” he offers, hand out with a flourish.

That gets the boy giggling and he nods, taking Roman’s hand. Roman smiles and helps the boy up. He then carefully stands up and steadies himself, making the boy is safe.

Roman then begins walking around the food shops area, looking around for a couple missing their child. It takes a few moments but the boy then perks up as Roman passes a cafe and a candy shop.

“Mama! Mommy!” he exclaims with a wiggle.

Roman chuckles and sets the boy down. The two women look up then and smile in relief as their little boy runs up to them.

Roman watches them embrace with a soft smile. It felt nice to be good...for once. He then feels a tug on his pant leg and he looks down to see the boy there again.

“Mr. Prince? Can we take a picture with you?” the boy asks.

Roman flusters lightly, looking to the moms.

“I hope you don’t mind. He’s always wanted to meet a prince. He loves them.” the mama explains.

“Honey, we shouldn’t pressure him if he doesn’t want to do it. We also wanted to thank you for finding our little boy.” the mommy adds softly.

Roman is about to say no and tell them he doesn’t work here but the hopeful look in the kid’s eyes makes it hard to. Well...one picture can’t hurt, right?

“Okay, little one. Just a few pictures.” he says, smiling softly at the kid.

The kid cheers at that and moves to stand by Roman who kneels down by the kid.

“You’re my hero, prince charming.” is what Roman hears just as the cameras go off.

It makes Roman fluster and smile wider, a warm feeling he hadn’t felt in years returning. He was someone’s hero again. He was A hero. Him!

A few more pictures are taken before the kid leaves with his parents, babbling about the brave prince.

Roman smiles to himself and continues his way back to the food shop meeting point.

The sides notice his grin.

“You look happy. Having fun so far?” Virgil asks with a small smile.

Roman thinks about what just happened and nods.

“Yeah.”

s a m e

This better pass.

OH NO HES HOT

I’m slowly giving in to another au

coke can be eternal if you drink your pee after consuming the soda, then repeat the process until you pass away

I-what is this thread

what really gets me about ace-attorney-sexy-clown.gif is the suspender snap. that has to hurt. why is she doing that

this is canon

final offer, Patton. One (1) Virgil in exchange for that smooth rock u found in the imagination two weeks ago

not gonna lie the picture would make a great meme

This commercial for Charmin Ultra-Strong has horrifying implications.

The fact that there is a security checkpoint for the bear airport (or should I say, bearport) implies that there are certain bears who have malicious intent to blow up the bearplanes.  There are bearrorists in this universe that aspire to destroy things that these ass-wiping mammals hold near and dear.