Azriel Dalman As Young Percy Jackson Actually Deserves A Lot More Praise And Appreciation Than What He

jude "i wouldn't marry me either" duarte and cardan "i'd marry you with paper rings" greenbriar

In another, better world Cassian would be reading all the romances Nesta reads and taking notes just as she does with his war texts, and he would start analyzing the way he communicates because he wants to be like one of these men in these books written by women. So, Cassian starts doing things like he’d expect one of these characters to do and suddenly… Nesta feels a little bit hot every time Cassian’s near. She gets blushy even. Flustered. And Cassian is LIVING for her reactions. 

Percy, singing dramatically, clutching his chest: What about us?! What about everything we’ve been through?!

Nico, singing along, melancholically: And what about trust?!

Percy, teary-eyed, reaching for Nico’s face: You know I never wanted to hurt you…!

Grover and Rachel, watching from afar: …

Grover: What the hell are they doing…?

Rachel, nonchalantly: One of the Euterpe kids cursed them and now they’re using it as a way to have a talk about their feelings… Like people do in musicals.

(Nico, hitting a high note in the background: AND WHAT ABOUT MEEEEeeeEeeEeeEEeeE?! 😭)

I've been mad since 2022 for him being dead beat and the moment he showed up from the random burnt ice cream, I knew I was a goner

I SPENT EIGHT EPISODES SHITTING ON DEAD-BEAT DAD POSEIDON ONLY FOR RICK RIORDAN TO MAKE ME REGRET MY WORDS IN THE LAST TWO. HONESTLY. I AM SO MAD IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY. FUCK HIM.

AND FUCK TOBY STEPHENS AS WELL LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE SECOND HE WAS ON SCREEN I DID NOT HAVE A COHERENT THOUGHT RUNNING THROUGH MY BRAIN. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT TOBY.

“not all men”

you’re right, my favorite fictional character would never.

When Cardan says to Locke “Time to change partners. Oh, did I steal your line?” And his tone is unfriendly.

His tone is unfriendly

Yeah I’m going to be fucking sick that was so fucking hot. Cardan said you’re in the way of my future, move along.

CARDAN GREENBRIAR

Cardan Greenbriar, who taunted Jude because he didn’t know how to express his feelings.

Cardan Greenbriar, who admires instead of despises Jude’s thirst for power.

Cardan Greenbriar, who can’t lie about how beautiful he thinks Jude is.

Cardan Greenbriar, who said “kiss me, kiss me until I am sick of it.”

Cardan Greenbriar, who stole Jude’s ring then married her with it.

Cardan Greenbriar, who wrote his wife letters even though he was the one who put her in exile.

Cardan Greenbriar, The High King of Elfhame.

i’ve been thinking about riordanverse demigods and their mommy issues.

annabeth, piper, alex fierro: my mom is an absent goddess who’s kind of a bitch to me and my loved ones

jason, thalia, hazel: my mom was a messed up person when she was alive

nico, leo, frank, magnus chase: my mom died years ago but she was a wonderful person and i miss her every day

percy jackson and will solace: MY MOM 🤱 is my BEST 🤩 FRIEND 👯 she is so LOVELY 🥰 and KIND 💕 and COOL 😎 and i’m having DINNER 🍽️ WITH HER ON SATURDAY 🥳💫🤪