*offers You A Cigarette Except Out Of A Crayon Box And It's A Crayon*

James has had enough of wolfstar pretending they’re not completely gone for each other so he locks them in a broom cupboard

He’s standing guard and shouting at them to kiss or something and they’re both in there blushing aggressively

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

Some man at my school ligit commented on my barley visible bra to his friends. He said smth along the lines of "omg I can see their bra that's so gross I don't wanna see that shit" like SIR get out of my shirt. I was like leaning forward but you had to be staring god. Men.

I have to say there are people who need to understand the marauders Fandom Is made up. It's fiction as much as anything else but on top of that almost all of the characters were barley mentioned. These carracters are headxannon and almost entirely headcannon alone. People will be put here hating on certain ships. Like hating them. And I'm like "what the hell. EHY? why put the energy in" these characters are little dolls we dress up and play with. The only ones that have cannon personality are like Sirius and Remus. And tbc I don't follow those unless as a starting point. Also it's fine to dislike a ship but more people need to understand the line between hate and dislike.

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3

there's a sign up sheat 🙂‍↕️

everyone keeps having these moments at the top of the astronomy tower how are none of them bumping into each other

People complaining about headcanons and saying shit like ‘Sirius would NEVER wear a skirt’ or ‘james would never date regulus/sirius/sybill/literally anybody’ will never not be funny

Like girl. You respect these characters too much if you think they have any free will. They don’t! They are my Barbie dolls and I am a bored 7 year old girl that asked for a lego set and got dolls instead. Plastic hair will be cut. Arms will be broken. They are mine to do with as I please

And frankly, you’re ruining the vibe by insisting that I shouldn’t contort these dolls into horrors beyond comprehension. You could have so much more fun if you were as fucked up as me. Cmon girl. You only live once

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

i can and will reblog this every time i see it. no one can stop me.

Lark was Normal's father and no one is going to convince me otherwise.

oh my god. I cannot get these two people from my mind. Holy shit. Like it's overwhelming my senses. Half the time im thinking about them.

It started with her. She is a goddess. I want to spend so much time just making them happy. Whenever she wants certain things she makes these specific faces. Her lip will twitch when she wants a kiss from him. I just watched her for so long. I also found out that she can get me to do whatever she wants involuntarily. She has this tone.

Hes this wonderful guy. We're both ftm wich is great. It's been nice haveing someone who I can joke with about things. Plus his hair is just so perfect. And floof. Omg.

They have this kind of relationship thing. I'm kinda just there. I will give them both attention and I also get attention. I've seen them Makeout. I've heard about her issues with her bf who I don't know well. I've seen his anxiety. God being around them is addicting. I alos agreed to try a three way kiss with the. And God I want to kiss them.