it’s a batkid tradition to memorise Bruce’s credit card number. when you join the family you get kidnapped and held hostage by the kids while the existing siblings drill you repeatedly until you can quote all the numbers like a soldier mindlessly responding to their drill sergeant. Bruce doesn’t find out this is a thing until theres a big case that requires some of the kids back up the JLA in a mission, but Duke hasnt slept for like three days so when Bruce barks at him to pay attention he snaps upwards like a sleeper agent to rattle off the entire card number by default. the table falls silent. Bruce furrows his brow.
Bruce: …wait. was that my credit card number?
Duke, instantly: im so sorry it was Dick’s fault i promise
Dick: HEY-
Barry: wait that was his credit card-? hey can you say it again-
Oliver: -also the pin,
Bruce: Barry, you know if you need help i am happy to-
Bruce, abruptly changing tune the second Oliver opened his mouth: -YOU can shut the fuck up i know exactly how much is in your bank right now-
Oliver: HEY I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS-
they’re on a date
Toxic yaoi be upon ye
Eh, screw it. I was gonna make a comment on my opinion/view of this but the comments have a word limit
I can't speak for this, even as a sharpwolf shipper, as I don't necessarily care who is shipped. If the AU or version is changed or if it isn't, that's not my business to yell at someone for. I just like shipping for all ships, mlm, wlw, even straight ones (For example, OdyPen is literally so awesome but OdySeidon is also fun to play around with. I haven't seen other ships for Penelope tho?)
Could also just be context, different versions or tellings of the story could allow for more ideas or creative decisions to take place
Though fandom spaces and people in general still seem to sort of fetishize queer ships, that part is very obvious, it doesn't mean you have to hate the whole damn lot because of it. Mlm ships are just like normal ships and you shouldn't hate them just because of people! (also EPIC may just be easier to get traction or talk in, I know some Odyssey enjoyers are in the tag too)
Genuine question for the Epic fandom:
Why is shipping Odysseus with a man acceptable but shipping him with a woman is cheating? Isn't it the same thing? Or is it just because it is mlm so it makes it acceptable?
And why do people get jumped for shipping Penelope with a woman? Isn't it the exact same thing? Or is it because it isn't mlm?
And why ship horrible ships like sharpwolf but hate Odysseus X Calypso? Is it because it is mlm so it is automatically acceptable?
I HATE MLM
I'm having like really funny thoughts rn but I'm slightly too sleep deprived to draw them..
why so rude :( he doesn't deserve this slander smh
these file names are so funny tho
Girls be like, "omg my comfort movie!!!" and it's just The Thing 1982 (it's me, I'm girls)
Ok, hear me out, Still Wakes The Deep Fandom- Second Chance AU!
The entire crew (minus Caz for reasons) wake up on the 26th, screaming with their "dreams" being of their death and the hours leading up to it. Scooby remembers talking to Caz before Rennick found and killed him, Muir remembers holding Innes right before the debris crushed him, and Brodie remembers the horrific feeling of drowning in oil.
Caz, on the other hand, wakes up, reads the letter...and no Trots to interrupt him because Trots is busy puking his guts out because he remembers (with perfect clarity) posing the mutilated bodies of his friends like they were dolls.
No one's in the Canteen because they're all too busy having existential crises, Roy included. Muir is hiding from Innes, and Gibbo is doing the same with Douglas. Rennick is just hiding from everyone.
Caz has zero idea as to why his friends have all gone crazy overnight and why almost everyone but Gregor and Addair is staring at him like he's the damn Messiah.
(Gregor just assumes he had a hyper realistic nightmare until Archie screams for him to stay the hell away from the Helipad. Addair is still a bitch)
Now the crew is stuck working on the rig, stressed out of their minds while Caz is going about his everyday normal duties with no worrying about going to the mainland because Rennick didn't call him to his office.
Clinically insane and stupid please forgive me/minor/genderfluid/I do art ig/frog's are kinda gay/i'm a frog.
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