I left this fandom for like- idfk how many months actually- and I come back getting jumpscared left and right
it’s a batkid tradition to memorise Bruce’s credit card number. when you join the family you get kidnapped and held hostage by the kids while the existing siblings drill you repeatedly until you can quote all the numbers like a soldier mindlessly responding to their drill sergeant. Bruce doesn’t find out this is a thing until theres a big case that requires some of the kids back up the JLA in a mission, but Duke hasnt slept for like three days so when Bruce barks at him to pay attention he snaps upwards like a sleeper agent to rattle off the entire card number by default. the table falls silent. Bruce furrows his brow.
Bruce: …wait. was that my credit card number?
Duke, instantly: im so sorry it was Dick’s fault i promise
Dick: HEY-
Barry: wait that was his credit card-? hey can you say it again-
Oliver: -also the pin,
Bruce: Barry, you know if you need help i am happy to-
Bruce, abruptly changing tune the second Oliver opened his mouth: -YOU can shut the fuck up i know exactly how much is in your bank right now-
Oliver: HEY I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS-
Dear humanity,
Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.
I'm Amal, a mother of three children, living under the weight of the genocide taking place in Gaza. 🍉
Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.
My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.
Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others
I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment
I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺
Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.
So I humbly ask you to donate even a little or at least reblog this appeal.
Please anyone who sees this donate if possible or just share! I am not in a position to rn unfortunately
🙏
In light of recent events
I'm a fuckin yapper-
Anyway, here's some Riddler
Editing this post later welcome to my bs thing blog
I am no longer trapped under the Antarctic ice and have obtained a human host
Thousands of lifeforms from thousands of planets, I have collected... It's time for Earth creatures now
And now tumblr get to help me to decide what creatures to assimilate so I can mimic them at will, through these poll things because I feel silly
average rig worker experience
OH MY GOD
throws up and dies i really think im cooking here. she life on my of until i luxury. etc
Gang, trying to start tomorrow, for my visual arts final kinda thingy we gotta make a sculpt of something by reusing trash/wasted materials
I want to do the Norris Spider-Head and I shall not be taking no for an answer for the next 2 or so weeks of this assignment... Anyone have any ideas?
Clinically insane and stupid please forgive me/minor/genderfluid/I do art ig/frog's are kinda gay/i'm a frog.
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