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an assortment of sillies for your pleasure while i'm attempting to do evil things
Happy Ides of March everybody, did you know the place where we believe Caesar was stabbed is now a Cat Sanctuary
i've got new hyperfixation hellp
what a week huh?
honestly even the highest concept sci-fi seems tame once you learn BioSteel™ Goats exist irl
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr
Kiki’s Plant Delivery Service~
I would order plants from her everyday until I live in a jungle.
i grew up in a town filled with rural antique stores, which means my favorite pastime was a game i liked to call "What The Fuck Does That Thing Do!"
For example:
go on take a guess
does anyone else's android phone keep trying to persuade them to send a big scary crying cyclops with every text
im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page
Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.