Aaaaaaaaaaa

Jason: You know they kicked Robin Williams out of Juilliard?

Nick: Really? Oh, man, what'd he play?

Eric: I don’t like your accusatory tone.

Rachel: Well, I’d use a different tone, but I’m trying to accuse you of something.

Eric: I love to call people's opinion of me "fan theories"

Salim: Is this... normal for them?

Jason: Yeah, trust me, it's normal for everyone, hey Salim, do you wanna... get outta here?

Salim: And go where? Home? We just got here.

Jason: Right... wait did Merwin just come out-?

Merwin: Joey, I'm gonna pretend for a second that you're my wife and that we have children,

Nick: Why are you so mad at me? Is it because I slept with Eric?

Rachel: YOU WHAT?!

Nick: Fuck, it wasn't that.

Eric: Okay, give me a topic.

Jason: 9/11.

Nick: The olympics!

Joey: The 9/11 olympics!

Eric: Alright, so my choices are-

Merwin: They hit the THIRD tower, it's a world record!!

Jason: three likes and i'll run Clarisse through with a sword

Jason: *likes his own post*

Eric: *likes the post*

Rachel: >:0

Nick:

Nick: *likes the post*

Jason: okay this was a joke but now i just feel bad post cancelled

Supermassive games: there is only one thing worse than being dead.

*tears off another piece of paper to reveal “eric being dead”*

Supermassive games: boom.

The fandom: Eric

Supermassive games: no-

Salim: Everyone has their demons

Salim, holding Vampire!Jason: This one is mine

Jason: I would die for you

Salim: I would die for you too

Jason, suddenly very emotional: Please don’t