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im bisexual so i think people forget that means im attracted to literally anybody who can either beat me up or give me puppy dog eyes. or both.

Okay, so I don’t know why, but this whole chapter and the one after it just reminds me of that “Which one of you motherf*ckers snitched on me to my mum?!” meme?? Like, obviously it would be changed to something like this;

Jason: *Stands up and looks at the other OutLaws and then at the Justice League (minus Bruce)*

Jason: Okay. Which one of you MOTHERF*CKERS snitched on me to my DAD!!

Jason: *Looks everyone in the eye before saying:* ‘Cause I’m coming for your left shoe, Buddy, and I’m sh*tting in it!!

Bruce: *Disappointed and embarrassed Bruce noises*

I don’t know why it does, but it does and I love the imagery so much that I had to share it. You’re welcome 😂.

I have observed 3 types if trans masc people

1.) Very aesthetic - they have a fashion sense. Often has dyed hair and possibly some elaborate jewelry on. Definitely has a pinterest and is usually an artist in one way or another. They also usually adopt different core styles like cottagecore etc.

2.) The average Joe - they tend to blend in quite well, and can be stealth or straight passing. More natural hair colors, and button up shirts.

3.) The rodent - Looks like they just climed out if the gutter. Caffeine is their life source. Most likely to see them in the late/early hours of night. Often wears the same clothes for multiple days and faintly smells of cheese.

Keep in mind there is overlap and any person can definitely embody all three. These are just some general observations I've made on the different types of trans masc people I have seen/met.

Starscream is the Raquel of the transformers universe. The only difference is that he has a degree in science. Prove me wrong

This is literally just megoplita

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

This looks like something rop gil-gilad would wear.

If you write a book on the problems of deforestation and then you publish that book doesn't that make you part of the problem for deforestation?

This is a genuine question.

Does paper classify as a stick?

If you stab a cereal box are you a serial killer?

Oof is just the opposite of off.

You know how in the Russian accent they replace w with v.

Example: instead of water it pronounced vater

So does that mean that vodka's pronounced wodka?

If you put wood mulch around your tree and it's the same type of wood as your tree, are you covering it with it's dead family members?

Yall I haven’t been in the fanfiction realm in awhile but back in my day (circa 2016-2017) an AU meant that people were ACTUALLY in situations that were completely outside the realm of the canon (marvel characters in a high school AU, House MD but they’re veterinarians, Johnlock but they’re professors, etc)

BUT NOW IM SEEING FICS WHERE IT SAYS THE DUMBEST SHIT POSSIBLE!!! Like when someone kept everything very canon and timeline compliant but made a character autistic in the realm of their fic and calls it an Autism AU! Like I’m pretty sure THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS?????

Or like calling the fic an AU (with no label) but all that’s different is that the ship the fic is centered around is “canon” and like…THATS JUST A NORMAL FANFICTION??? ARE YOU FUCKING DENSE????

But like I said I haven’t really been into fanfiction since 2016-2017 and just got deep back into it in the past month ish so maybe the term has changed but I feel like I’m going crazy someone help me

Kind characters are not boring; in fact, due to the vast amount of people who hold that opinion, kind characters are as edgy as it gets. In this essay I will

Inaccurate Flashfam quotes #2

Bart Allen: Okay, this is it. I'm battling a Evil supervillain trying to kill me and probably my worstest enemy.

Bart's mind: Make casual conversation and playful banter the entire time.

Bart:

Bart: Let's do it.

hear me out(or not idc)

pride month + new Tottmnt trailer = lgbtqia+ turtles or in more popular terms gay turtles

I made this a while ago...I still think I'm right XD

What do y'all think? Any points to add or other lads who fit in these categories?

i cant stop thinking about this. they have the same exact fucking energy

They should kiss

please tell me im not the first person to make the comparison