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Bart: Barry, I like boys. And I'm in love with Ed!
Barry: *confused about confrontation* Okay, I'm glad you told me, Bart.
Wally: ooo, about that...
Barry: wait- what?
Wally: There's a reason I've been hanging out with Dick more often.
Barry: ...
Barry: Do any of you kids like girls?
Jenni: I do.
Barry: *tired sigh*
Hal "glowstick" Jordan: Is this a good time to tell the kids?
Bart: HAHAHAHAHHAAH YOU ALL SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE BUT LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!!!!!
Max: What's the kid on about?
Wally: Bart made a theory that he could use Chicken Whizzees as his lightning rod.
Barry: sighs heavily and it worked...
Bart: On a table laughing hysterically with a bag of Chicken whizzees in each hand THE FUTURE IS FOOD!!!
Bart: speeding into the house and locking himself in his room
Wally, utterly confused: knocks Bart, you okay in there?
Bart, nervously: Hahaha, yea! Totally! Whywouldn'tIbe?
Loud bang from inside
Bart: screeching
Tim, crawling from the air duct: WHERE'S MY CHICKEN NUGETS?!
Bart Allen: Okay, this is it. I'm battling a Evil supervillain trying to kill me and probably my worstest enemy.
Bart's mind: Make casual conversation and playful banter the entire time.
Bart:
Bart: Let's do it.
Thad: C'mon! We have to do this!
Wally: No.
Bart: Are you crazy?
Thad: Why?
Wally: Have you not been yelled at by Iris yet?
Thad: I'm not scared of her.
Bart: So that's a "no" then.
absolute silence in the room
Bart: Tim, have you given Kon his shirt back?
Cass: Probably not.
Tim: Stop patronizing me. hisses
Kon: That was my favourite shirt, bro.
Tim: TOO BAD!
Enveryone: silence
Bart: ...So pizza for dinner?
Cass: Yea, sounds good.
Kon: Mhmm.
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Cass, walking in: Morning hoes!
Bart: Language!
Tim: Am not!
Kon: Only on weekends!
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Tim: Ok, who gave bugs the right-
Bart: Insects have been around for aproxamatly 350 million years while homosapians only for 130,000 years.
Kon: He has a point.
Tim: It's a stupid point.
Bart: No wonder Blue Beetle takes over. Cause of people like you, Timmy Drake.
Tim: Wha-?
Kon: Respect your elders, Tim.
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Tim, texting the group chat: Yo
Tim: am I the only one online..?
Tim: Good.
Tim: Penis
Kon: Wtf
Bart: PROFANITIES
Cass: Nice.
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Bart, bursting into the room: WHO THE FUCK SIGNED ME UP FOR WEBKINZ EMAIL UPDATES?!
Tim and Cass: snickering to themselves
Kon: I'll give you one guess-