To Pet A Critter

A little fun headcanon that involves petting characters from Penguins of Madagascar TV Show UwU.

Kowalski: Shy about it, but secretly loves to be petted, public or private. Very touch starved and just wants to purr freely without judgement. He… is a cat.

Rico: Doesn’t mind or care, it depends on his mood. More of a scratching back or under chin then petting. Very pick on anyone touching his Mohawk however.

Private: Loves petting, but prefers to be pet by family or love ones. Too much petting however annoys him, especially if it goes with overly cheesey pet names.

Skipper: Will not admit it or want pets at all. You try with or without permission, you’re dead… however this is all for show. Behind closed doors to romantic partners, absolutely wants petting. Practically begs for affection.

Julien: Sometimes wants some for comfort or attention. He’ll let you pet anywhere expect his head or tail booty. Unless given royal permission to touch. If you pet his feet he’ll think you’re a Mort clone and kick you away.

Maurice: Won’t say it, but this guy needs it. A little pampering, and he’ll be loyal to you for life. Just make sure it doesn’t go to his head… he might start asking you to make him smoothies or feed him fruits.

Mort: Going to be real with you guys. Are you sure you want to pet the demonic furball known as Mort? Of course you do. He’s fluffy, small and cute. Endless petting. Everyone wins.

Marlene: Maybe a little weirded out at first, but eventually she’ll enjoy it. Would prefer it from a romantic partner, but if friends or humans offer, she wouldn’t mind. Easily puts her to sleep… once she starts snoring though, that’s your cue to quietly walk out.

Dr. Blowhole: What the hell are you doing? Why are you petting him? That’s not a pet to pet, that’s a villainous dolphin! If you’re going to pet him, at least ask… and do it around the snout or forehead. He does not want your gross human hands all over his nice smooth body. Get ready to run away from lasers afterwards.

Parker: Hiss hiss hiss, scratch, hiss hiss. Prepare for toxic spurs. He is a agent of class, style, and slickness. Unless you’re paying per pet, get that hand away from him. He is not your pet. He is your enemy who sleeps with your pet. Curse you Parker the Platypus.

(Might add on more characters if requested UwU)

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hudo-jnik

1 year ago

@playcareacademy idea. There are 🐥🐘

P.S I was inspired and partially redrawn some parts from the characters of Russian and Soviet cartoons. Then I'll send it if you're interested.

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hudo-jnik

1 year ago

More attractive Polish man🐧🇵🇱❤️

Idk I like to draw him so mach🤧❤️

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hudo-jnik

1 year ago

More beautiful Polish man🐧😭🤧💘💞💖💕

P.S: my back is dead now💀💥

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hudo-jnik

1 year ago

@playcareacademy Cat Nap

I like to imagine them together! Silly friends. A quiet gang that all teachers are secretly afraid of!!

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hudo-jnik

1 year ago

MORE VOX!!💙⚡️

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hudo-jnik

1 year ago

More Frank Frankly 🦋💛

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hudo-jnik

1 year ago

Favorite TVman🤧❤️❤️❤️ He's so silly, I can't 💥💥

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hudo-jnik

1 year ago

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hudo-jnik

1 year ago

felt nostalgic. have some penguins

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hudo-jnik

1 year ago

:U Approx 7 hours of work (I am NEVER DRAWING ARMY UNIFORMS AGAIN!)

PEOPLE I NEED MORE HUMAN PENGUIN FICS!!! I was mainly inspired by this story in terms of who took care of Private until he could join the team…

When I was drawing this I thought that Uncle Nigel put Private in a good school in England. Anyway on this day after months of being busy with their work Skipper, Kowalski and Rico come to visit. 7 year-old Private is peeved because he thinks he is old enough to join them so he leaves the house angry in the morning after a fight with them.

He went on a field trip with his class to a museum and got caught up in museum rob which resulted him and 17 other children along with 2 teachers being held hostage in their school bus in front of the museum.

This of course doesn’t sit well with his brothers and although the authorities should handle the situation (Ahem, maybe Northwind?) they create and epic bust out plan.

Meanwhile, Private is trying to deal with the situation internally (which is why he has the bruised knuckles) which doesn’t end with him winning.

As usual: Rico and Skipper tend to be the physical contact whilst Kowalski acts from behind (that is why only Skipper and Rico have bruises) but he contribuites with mini-bombs (and that is why he is full of dust and goggle eyes).

Long story short: 3 Big Bro’s come to their little Private which ends in a mush fest. Kowalski is just relieved to have Private back (+ Skipper and Rico being more calm again) as he puts the shock blanket over him. Rico is happy but distressed because Private is crying (since he thinks it is all his fault) and he can’t handle a crying Private. Skipper is trying not to bash any heads in and focus on soothing his youngest Trooper.

THE END

I NEEDED FLUFF AND ANGST OKAY?!?! I NEEDED IT! Leave me behind I am in too deep in the feels

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