After 7 Years Of Angsting Over The Fact That He Couldn’t Put His Damn Hand In Potter’s Damn Hair,

i’ve been thinking abt this a lot. so when i rewatched the harry potter movies recently, i noticed that hagrid never calls draco by his first name. even in a learning setting, where he’s a professor, he calls harry hermione and ron by their first names but simply calls draco “malfoy” and i have a theory as to why. so obviously hagrid is friends with hermione and ron because like any friend of harry’s is a friend of hagrid’s, right? so when draco calls hermione a mudblood, hagrid is angry because obviously that’s horrible and it made her cry for gods’ sake! and i have a feeling hagrid is the type of person who would forever defend his friends, and although he remains mostly polite to draco in his lessons, hagrid’s little way of showing that he stands by hermione, without getting him in trouble of course, is to never call him draco, but simply malfoy when he’s being addressed. that’s it, that’s all i have to say

me yesterday when i realised it was a full moon

hey y’all, it’s a full moon tonight. you know what that means.

time to cry over remus lupin :)

look at my lovely fools 🥺

I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS

ok so trans!neville and he is so scared to come out to his friends because all his life he’s been told by his gran that he’s a sweet little girl

so he doesn’t tell anyone until one day he meets remus lupin, his third year dada teacher.

late as usual neville rushes into the room, an apology on the tip of his tongue, when professor lupin goes “hi! if you don’t mind me asking, what are your pronouns? oh and a name would be helpful as well”

he is so shocked he can barely respond.

“that’s ok, maybe we can talk privately, after class. is that alright?” neville just nods and slips into his seat

at the end of the lesson remus beckons him over. “so, i never got your name”

“yes professor, um i just- i,” he really hadn’t thought enough about how to word this “i haven’t told anyone this but, i think i might be transgender” neville looks down in shame, tears brimming at the corners of his eyes

“oh, that’s ok! that must have been hard for you to tell me, i’m very proud of you. so, what pronouns would you prefer me to use?”

he’s shocked for a moment as he looks up into his professors kind, gentle eyes, before taking a deep shaky breath and saying, “he/him. yes i prefer he/him” confirming it more to himself than anyone else

this was his first time saying it out loud before. it felt so good. he felt on top of the fucking world.

“that’s great! unfortunately, i’m still short of your name”

“oh, yes, sorry professor. neville. i’m neville longbottom.”

“well it was nice to meet you neville. now, i believe you have a few people you might want to speak to” remus points behind him to the door where his friends are standing wide eyed.

“i’m sorry. i understand if you don’t want to be my friends anymore but, i don’t feel like a girl, i never have”

“neville why would think that! of course we want to be friends with you.”

“neville?”

“yeah, of course.”

and then he realises he has some amazing friends and a pretty amazing defense against the dark arts teacher too.

some remus lupin headcanons i have that literally no one asked for

will never admit it but he actually loves history of magic

swears all the time

except during sex where he just uses merlin instead

queen is his favourite band by a long shot

sirius learns some queen songs on guitar so he can play them for remus to impress him

remus rolls his eyes but is secretly very impressed

hates coffee

pretends to hate when padfoot licks him but secretly loves it

jumpers galore

really likes joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat for some reason

hums his favourite songs all the time without realising

long attention span

like he could sit and watch the sky for hours

or james and sirius messing about on their brooms

or the raindrops going down the windows

he likes when it’s sunny because he gets to watch the sun illuminate sirius’ face

but his favourite weather is when it’s crisp and dry, or when there’s a rainstorm

loves sirius’ head in his lap whilst he reads

loves hands running through his hair (mainly sirius’)

hates water but drinks it anyway

“it has no flavour whatsoever” “why are you drinking it then” “it’s good for you innit”

i’m convinced that he talks in proper english all day up until around 6pm where he gets lazy/tired and starts muttering in bristolian

m o r n i n g p e r s o n

will only go shirtless in front of the marauders bc he’s insecure of his scars :((

never likes to cut his hair, but it’s ok because it never grows past his ears

he has a lip piercing because why not

buff but he doesn’t often show it

it’s a sight for mainly sirius

loves it when sirius gently tickles or touches him because it makes him feel human :,(

has never worn skinny jeans in his life

and never will.

has to help sirius tie a tie for events (weddings etc)

no allergies but pretends to be allergic to tree nuts because he just hates them and he doesn’t want to seem picky

chocolate cake is his favourite (to eat and to make)

chocoholic

doesn’t really like champagne all that much but he drinks it to feel posh

sirius was the first person he was properly attracted to, not just based on looks

hates slughorn.

likes his name but prefers “moons” or “moony” usually

always twirling his wand or tapping his feet

fidgeting all the time

cisgender but prefers he/they

ok please do this!!

Reblog if you want anons to tell you who they ship you with and why.

Celebrities, other tumblr users, anyone..

need i remind you that ronald weasley, aged eleven, didn’t know that he had just sat in ~the harry potter~’s compartment and offered half of his sandwich to this random boy on the train who he’d only just met, because he was all alone and seemed to have no food,

i’m sick of the ron slander

just imagining bi harry in third year, on the hogwarts express admiring everyone because goddamn they’re all so hot now but then he sees draco malfoy and his brain s t o p s f u n c t i o n i n g

[open picture for better quality] in order from top left to bottom right, james potter, sirius black, remus lupin, peter pettigrew, lily evans, severus snape, harry potter, ron weasley, hermione granger

also i’m sorry i genuinely didn’t realise that i put james and harry in the exact same outfit !!

i absolutely LOVE this but i think one more cute/sad thing would be if ginny had a tattoo of fred’s birthday or something to commemorate him! it’s awesome i just thought that would be cool but besides that i think it’s perfect it’s so well thought out and they all rock tattoos

This squad was a blast to design. 

 Luna: My girl’s got all kinds of little Easter eggs in her ink. Her patronus and the moon are her big ones, but there are little guys like her parents’ names, a thestral, and magical elements as well. 

 Draco: The snake isn’t so much “slytherin pride” as it is a “post-Deathly Hallows” ownership of his past; I thought putting it on his ribs was a good vulnerable spot for that. 

 Ginny: My main chick has a lot of quittich tattoos (left forearm and ribcage, and a Holyhead Harpies logo on her left thigh), but I put a lot of family ones in there too. She has her family’s first initials down her right leg, a Weasley “W” on her wrist, and Harry’s quittich number 7 on her bicep. I also threw in a little something for Gryffindor: a cursive “hear me roar” across her ribs.