What “Ghetto” Names Really Mean

“You must come with me, loving me, to death; or else hate me, and still come with me” Carmilla, 1872.

we as a society moved on from this photoshoot too quick

Vampire Coven by the Phantom Painter

hypothesis: vampires are magically vulnerable to light originating from the sun

observation: moonlight has no effect on vampires, despite being a reflection of the sun

conclusion: this aversion is not a result of light or its origin, but some property of sunlight only present in direct contact

hypothesis: vampires are extremely sensitive to uv radiation

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hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

hey guys! i decided i wanted to try opening up commissions. and it would Really help a lot if you guys would reblog this post rather than just liking it. i don’t have a job anymore and therefore extremely low on money. :(

i will draw

original characters (as long as a visual reference is provided)

fanart

shippy art

mild blood / gore

mildly suggestive nsfw (no minor characters, no aged up minor characters)

will not / can’t draw

hardcore nsfw 

extreme blood / gore

fetish art

pedophilia / incest / abusive ships and characters

hateful content that promotes racism / homophobia / transphobia / etc

mecha / machinery 

animals / furries

detailed backgrounds

art of irl people

note on backgrounds

- i’m not skilled enough on drawing detailed backgrounds yet so for now, that will not be an option.  - the choice between having a white background, or full color background, or a white background with a colored shape, or anything like that, will be zero charge.

here’s some additional, important info!

- i only accept USD payment through Paypal invoices - it’s full payment upfront - i won’t start working on the commission until i get paid. - depending on how big the commission is and my schedule, it can take me from a week to 3 months to finish it.  - right now, i’m only accepting up to 5 commissions at a time. this will probably change at a later date. - i’ll only post the final work if you specify for me to do so. otherwise i won’t post it, but i’ll still keep it for my portfolio. - once i get to the coloring stage of the commission (if it’s flat or full colored), it will be nonrefundable. however, before that, if you want to cancel the commission during the middle of me working on it, the refunded amount will be determined by how much work has been completed.

if you are interested in commissioning me, PM me here at @pinkbees​ or email me at lpbcommission@gmail.com and we can discuss things there!

- i’ll be PMing or emailing you with updates as your commission progresses so you can check to see if its going the way you like it + you can ask for revisions to the drawing

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SLOTS

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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)