Hypothesis: Vampires Are Magically Vulnerable To Light Originating From The Sun

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

sorry the fuck did you just call Lord Explosion Murder you absolute shitfucking weasel

God I love this rage gremlin.

Lesbian, 5′1, somewhere in the middle when I’m talking to somebody but usually a powerwalk. 

if you’re lgbt reblog this and tag your identity, height, and whether you walk slow or fast

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

I've seen posts going around claiming that petting animals is basically tricking them into thinking they're being groomed, and it's bugging me because, like, there's no trickery afoot. Petting and scritching are grooming activities. They help to dislodge loose fur and foreign objects and more evenly distribute protective oils, among other things. Primates are social groomers, and the human impulse to scritch is the legacy of our primate ancestors. We see an animal we like, even a dangerous one, and the monkey brain says "groom that thing".

I just really want doot doots.

Please. 

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Saw @hiberrybottle ’s cat kirishima and I. … wanted to draw him floof… Threw in some kiribaku too for extra floof

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Gararo or Garaed 

(I didn’t know my dad’s real name until I was 11, so he’ll always be associated with his middle name in my mind)

1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?

i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:

adjective + curse word + noun

no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin

i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle

get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry

i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite

maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here

lakdfjgd stay safe

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak