Interview With The Wrong Vampire 🎤

the right way to eat icecream is to eat it from the cone up

On one night, a night not far from now, a quiet night, a night where you are dozing peacefully in bed, feeling content and safe in your home, I will manifest my physical form into your bedroom and forcibly but with great care shove an entire box of ice cream cones, one by one, through your esophagus. 

Hey everyone, I really hate to ask for help but, well, I started this semester off with the wrong foot - I’ve been unable to pay my tuition fees and the debt just keeps growing everyday, and mixed with my personal expenses and a weekly fee I need to pay for my thesis, I don’t seem to be able to get the money for my second to last semester tuition. I don’t have a job right now, which is why I need a new source of income.

I don’t want to ask for help without giving something in return, though, which is why I’m taking emergency commissions.

I need to pay off my college debt as soon as possible, so I can be done with it and move onto all my other debts. Right now, I owe about 345 USD to my college, which I need to pay in less than a month. It might seem difficult, but I think I can achieve my goal with the help of anyone who’s willing to give me a hand.

If anyone would be interested in commissioning me, you can send me an email to dvalencia195@gmail.com with the following information:

Reference pictures, type of commission, type of background (it can be a solid color, transparent or low detailed BG like a field or skies) and a deadline if you’re in a hurry.

 or, if anyone would be willing to (although not necessary), you can donate to my paypal account paypal.me/valdien. 

Thank you!

i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol

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