When You See It, REBLOG IT.

Lesbian, 5′1, somewhere in the middle when I’m talking to somebody but usually a powerwalk. 

if you’re lgbt reblog this and tag your identity, height, and whether you walk slow or fast

This explains... so much. 

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

love me a character who values hygiene and cleanliness but must, for plot reasons, inevitably become bloodsoaked

BANG CHAN X FENDI W KOREA (JUNE 2024)

Whenever I tell people that I’m Brazilian, it saddens me how they don’t know anything about Brazil. Because this place is just pure fuckassery and it’s basically an alternate dimension.

Brazilians can solve any problem.

Don’t have a car, but still wanna go somewhere?

We already made you a vehicle out of a beer crate.

What if you need to move a large piece of furniture and only own a motorcycle?

We got you covered.

Do you need to water your garden, but want to save up on sprinklers?

A Brazilian has already engineered the solution.

In the rare occasion that you don’t have any modern vehicles and only own 18th century material, we can figure it out as well.

But what about taking your groceries home when you don’t own a car?

We know what to do.

Brazilians are the only people who have fully unlocked creative mode

Interview with the wrong vampire 🎤

Bonus:

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage