Human-serial-code - UnTITled

sorry the fuck did you just call Lord Explosion Murder you absolute shitfucking weasel

God I love this rage gremlin.

lance, getting ignored by keith: keith, buddy, babe, honey buns, sweet tea with whipped cream and sprinkles on top, love of my life, the bae to my blade-

keith: whAt did you just call me-

very sorry to bother you, but this is a thing that exists and i don’t know if i should be worshipping it or crying

i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

hey guys! i decided i wanted to try opening up commissions. and it would Really help a lot if you guys would reblog this post rather than just liking it. i don’t have a job anymore and therefore extremely low on money. :(

i will draw

original characters (as long as a visual reference is provided)

fanart

shippy art

mild blood / gore

mildly suggestive nsfw (no minor characters, no aged up minor characters)

will not / can’t draw

hardcore nsfw 

extreme blood / gore

fetish art

pedophilia / incest / abusive ships and characters

hateful content that promotes racism / homophobia / transphobia / etc

mecha / machinery 

animals / furries

detailed backgrounds

art of irl people

note on backgrounds

- i’m not skilled enough on drawing detailed backgrounds yet so for now, that will not be an option.  - the choice between having a white background, or full color background, or a white background with a colored shape, or anything like that, will be zero charge.

here’s some additional, important info!

- i only accept USD payment through Paypal invoices - it’s full payment upfront - i won’t start working on the commission until i get paid. - depending on how big the commission is and my schedule, it can take me from a week to 3 months to finish it.  - right now, i’m only accepting up to 5 commissions at a time. this will probably change at a later date. - i’ll only post the final work if you specify for me to do so. otherwise i won’t post it, but i’ll still keep it for my portfolio. - once i get to the coloring stage of the commission (if it’s flat or full colored), it will be nonrefundable. however, before that, if you want to cancel the commission during the middle of me working on it, the refunded amount will be determined by how much work has been completed.

if you are interested in commissioning me, PM me here at @pinkbees​ or email me at lpbcommission@gmail.com and we can discuss things there!

- i’ll be PMing or emailing you with updates as your commission progresses so you can check to see if its going the way you like it + you can ask for revisions to the drawing

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SLOTS

OPEN

OPEN

OPEN

OPEN

OPEN

i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:

adjective + curse word + noun

no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin

i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle

get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry

i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite

maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here

Sero is moronsexual

Saw a post that radiated KamiSero energy so I had to redraw it. 

Please reblog if you can! <3 

Interview with the wrong vampire 🎤

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