“Stop SIMPING For My LIZARDS.”

“What food are you going to put in the fridge?”

“Just a really bright light.”

“Oh, that’s my favorite. I’m a photosynthesizing organism.”

“I know.”

— A wonderful exchange between myself and a friend in art class.

my freaking HEART

Earlier today while a friend and I were playing as apatosaurus, a baby thal was showing off a manta it had to us when a raptor yoinked it and ran off. The baby thal stared to cry out and throw a tantrum until its mama flew in and hugged it, it was the cutest interaction I’ve seen in a long time in PoT😭

scenes from the annual navy/aerial corps reunion*

*some minor time travel required

“If the buns are up, they’re getting slapped,” — My friend on a FaceTime call.

(via hehe (read desc) by JrMilitaryGal on DeviantArt)

U want some charas! Lo and behold! All listed for sale r being sold for pts— this is to fund a 2.5k goal to adopt a boi, and quick!

“Please don’t rhyme Jesus with Fetus,” — My APUSH teacher.

“You ain’t messin with my bones today, God!”

“Be liquidated, idiot,”

“Yeah sure, just give me a second.”

“Yeah, I saw a whole pile of minnows yesterday— like two foot by one foot.”

*Sudden laughing*

“A pile?”

“—Or a herd or something, I dunno.”

— My grandfather and myself