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Out Of Context Quotes - Blog Posts
as a celebration of ao3's bday i got some of the best out of context quotes from the site (I'vebeen keepingthis im my notes since 2019 so this is not at all the only ones lol) read under cut!
if you want kidneys we got so many dead bodies around here
I am going to set this school on fire!""...That's kinda hot,"
he looked like he had been caught chugging milk by the ghost of Hitler
"I think I'm balding and I'm not sure whether it's the stress or the genetic mutation.
i couldn't have a seizure, i just dont have it in me
"What more do you need?" "Proof"
CAN you beat someone to death with a paper napkin?" "I'll have fun trying."
he doesn’t think that killing himself counts as suicide, at the very least.
“Uh,” he says, intelligently“What took you so long?
“Motherfucker broke my arm
Why do you have contacts in the Italian mafia?” “Why don’t you? They have really good food.”
Pardon my language, sir, but are you fucking kidding me
it was probably best if the media didn’t know their biggest lead on the case was human experimentation.
in the eyes of the law I'm a useless rug.
“Are you ok?” he gave her a shaky smile, then promptly passed out.
AND NOW the tags
I respect women so much i don't even go near them
wanna see how a icecream shop starts the next war?
two four six eight who do we appreciate?Not the government!
how long do we have to wait to joke about traumatic experiences?
That could potentially be a health concern… but hey, why worry about things like that?
I look like a hobo and have the personality of decaf coffee.Try and call me out like that. Little shit. I know you read Twilight . Fight me.
Cross my heart and hope, hope, hope to die
i was very confused and upset when i found out about heterosexualsthe
future is meaningless but pasta is now
Everytime i do that, i swear to myself i would never do it again, and yet here i am. Doing it
If i didn't know i was the best, i might be tempted to think i am an idiot
On top of all that the fucker couldn’t breathe right.
when you start to die...don't
Why weren’t words working the way they were supposed to?
there is no point in holding in my rage, since it may as well be everyone’s problem
The first bit of actual novel WIP content!!!
The poll came out in a three way tie, so I'm planning on redoing the post... Until then, here you go! Absolutely no context! :]
'I gotta say, I never understood the concept of tentacles being hot, but now I *really* don't get it'
@deadandgaysetanta @queen-of-hobgobblers @redkarmakai
Reblog with a line from your current work-in-progress fanfiction taken COMPLETELY out of context.
Mine is:
“Oh I’m swell,” Leo said, before promptly coughing up blood.
“I’m converting to women.”
“Like, how, you’re already a woman.”
“Making out with them.”
“Oh.”
“I do not have many guys in my house, they’re either twinks or two days old.”
“Got so tired from working on this research project the last month and a half and all day today that I literally went over to plug in my styrofoam cup to my phone charger thinking it would refill it. It has not worked.”
"What is my life at this point but a bunch of wicked coincidences and car accidents"
“I am dead, actually decaying, his rizz game couldn’t outmatch her mentally ill game.”
“If ur gonna be on ur phone drive better while ur doin it I dunno. At least hold it out so u can see the window like a pro. It’s a joke calm down. Someone’s gonna get mad at that.” — same guy from the Stormchaser livestream
“Looks like everyone in this area got their license from a crackerjack box”
“I hate the tendons under my knees, every time I poke them I get an existential crisis.”
“Please don’t rhyme Jesus with Fetus,” — My APUSH teacher.
“What food are you going to put in the fridge?”
“Just a really bright light.”
“Oh, that’s my favorite. I’m a photosynthesizing organism.”
“I know.”
— A wonderful exchange between myself and a friend in art class.
“I’m the Devil on your shoulder. Or the deviled egg on the window sill. Eat it. Think about it. If it weren’t there for you not to eat it then why would it be there?” — Someone at my art class table.
Things @sketchbook-gal-xe has said in the last few hours.
I just want to fall through the earth' I just want to be a walking face'
I am the one who wins.
I wanna weedcat.
cat stop eating the curtains.
it asked for my e-mail and password, and I started crying.
I'm surprised the tag FUCK Fortnite isn't this popular thing.
Just heard my sister say
"and then he started tap dancing, but he was wearing heels so he fell over"
I have no idea what the context is.
