"What Is My Life At This Point But A Bunch Of Wicked Coincidences And Car Accidents"

“You ain’t messin with my bones today, God!”

“Oh the light’s flashing, you know what that means.”

“Yeah, just leave it up to human nature to determine when to or not to drive.”

“Yeah, no, we’re doomed.”

“I hate the tendons under my knees, every time I poke them I get an existential crisis.”

Little guys!!!

I don't know how Magma works but hopefully this link works: https://magma.com/d/VeILsgf3YM

Have fun you little critters

“Oh a lizard skittered across my toe.”

“Isn’t that the one music artist?”

WOF FANS COME GET UR MERCH

I found where that official Sundew keychain is from !!

Do you remember that Sundew keychain i posted about a little while ago ? Well i found where it’s from !

It has been released by the french editor of WOF (Gallimar Jeunesse) around the release of the french version of the Poison Jungle. It was sent to some bookshops and given out to people buying a book of the serie !

You can find them for sale on websites like Vinted or Leboncoin by looking up "porte clé les Royaumes de feu" ("Wings of Fire keychain" in french)

But EVEN BETTER, there have been two other keychain that have been released by the french editor : one of Clay and one of Tsunami ! I found both of them for sale on Leboncoin and bought them instantly >:D

Anyway, for the people wondering where it was from, here you go ! It was an advertisement keychain made in france :D

“You underestimate the lack of yes my car has.”

*eight minute mumbling about thighs.* — someone in my sketching class.

“Whaddup YouTube, welcome back to my channel, I’m Hyacinth, and today I’m kidnapping the French.”

“Ur xx chromosome progenitor.” — said in a your mom competition.