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1 year ago

Just heard my sister say

"and then he started tap dancing, but he was wearing heels so he fell over"

I have no idea what the context is.


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3 months ago

Overheard last summer in the Downtown Tourist Trap:

(1) "He used, in an hour and a half, a whole can of propane."

(2) (while one of the best-known marimba bands on the West Coast is playing in the park) "There's some odd music over there. Do you wanna come?"


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7 months ago

Smugfolk: (getting off the ferry) "How are you, this morning?"

Ferry terminal agent: "Cold. Wet."

Smugfolk: (who has already stopped listening) "What?"


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He's as useful as the "G" in lasagna.


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11 years ago

Overheard

Lady: Four hour nap! Who takes a frickin FOUR HOUR NAP?!

Uhh me? Or at least I would like to


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11 years ago

Overheard in Hospital

Manager to Nurse: Mary, I love those earrings, put me in your will for them.


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1 year ago

overheard in a fancy italian restaurant:

> eating lobster and jerking off are two different things


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