“My Coffee Lore Knowledge Is. Not Reliable.”

[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

“I’ll let u know once I am downstairs and no longer a tiny pathetic big eyed sopping wet rat sloshing water all over a hardwood floor with my tiny little rat limbs.”

“I don’t think you get to call yourself a baby boomer if you’ve never blown up a baby,” — a very serious kid in my class.

“Y’all’s familiars?? Cats and birds and dogs and lizards and things. Mine?”

“Boing 747.”

“Why art thou youth persistent upon naming individuals such as we the title of ‘cringe’ when thou stand in the tow’ring rain of expansive society only to yell ‘skibidi toilet.’”

“DON’T MAKE ME CALL UP MY GIRLFRIEND’S MOM’S MOM. She’s a lawyer political mf and she will factually, logically, and lawfully kick your ass.”

🔥

🍁 Experimental pwyw commission of my buddy @hyacinthquetzal’s Adelaide <3

“BEWARE THE GATOR STACK.”

Little guys!!!

I don't know how Magma works but hopefully this link works: https://magma.com/d/VeILsgf3YM

Have fun you little critters

“I’m the Devil on your shoulder. Or the deviled egg on the window sill. Eat it. Think about it. If it weren’t there for you not to eat it then why would it be there?” — Someone at my art class table.